Santa's Secret

[Mrs Glockrunner]

A boy secretly followed a department store Santa to the changing room.  The man came out in his street clothes, ready to go home.

 

The boy yelled, "I knew it!"

 

Nervously, the man asked, "Knew what?"

 

Smiling ear to ear, the boy leaned in close and whispered, "I knew that Santa wouldn't be able to keep an eye on all the girls and boys without a secret identity."

 

The man smiled.  "Don't tell anyone."

 

The boy nodded enthusiastically, "I won't, San..."  He paused, then looked around quickly before adding, "I mean, Kris Kringle."