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Little Johnny


Mrs Glockrunner
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Little Johnny is sitting in his back garden, when his grandad comes out.

'Grandad,I'm Bored''. says Johnny

'I'll tell you what then' says Grandad. He picks a worm up from the lawn and says to Johnny. 'If you can get this worm back into its worm hole then I'll give you $10, that should keep you occupied '.

Little Johnny thinks for a while then goes upstairs to his mothers bedroom. He comes back with a can of hairspray. He puts his foot on one end of the worm and stretches it out as far as it will go . Then he sprays the worm with hair spray, waits for a minute then lets go of the worm ,and it is straight and rigid.

Then Jonny slips the worm into its wormhole.

Grandad is super surprised and gives Jonny $10

The next day Johnny is in the garden again and Grandad comes out and gives Jonny another $10.

'What's this for Grandad? ‘

'That's from your grandma ' replies Grandad.’

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