Hat joke

[gwalchmai]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming,
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so,
seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
“Notice anything different about me?”

Margaret looked him over, “Nope.”

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,
“Notice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan,
“Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging
down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”

“Nope, Not a clue”, she replied.

‘IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!’

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert,
Shoulda bought a hat…

[DAKA]

OK

Hat Joke

Pompous American tourist walking around in London...suddenly his hat blows off and flies down the street

Out comes this little dog, grabs his hat and runs into a house....American knocks on the door, Brit answers,

American says..."Your dog just chewed up my hat", Brit slams the door...American knocks again, Brit answers

"I said your dog just chewed up my hat"   Brit slams the door again...

American knocks again...Brit answers...American says "I don't like your attitude" 

Brit says...."It ain't my 'at he chewed"   (need British accent!!)   

Bada Bing   

[ChuteTheMall]