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Mrs Glockrunner

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A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.  Assuming because she wears a uniform that she's probably an off-duty flight attendant, and wanting to impress her, he decides to try identifying the airline she flies for.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto, 'To Fly. To Serve'.

The woman looks at him blankly.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:  'Winning the hearts of the world'?

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:  'Going beyond expectations'?

The woman looks at him sternly and says:  “What the f*ck do you want?”

“Aha!” he says, "Air Canada!" 


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