God Enjoys A Good Laugh

[Mrs Glockrunner]

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1.  He called everyone brother

2.  He liked Gospel

3.  He didn't get a fair trial

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1.  He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3.  He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1.  He talked with His hands

2.  He had wine with His meals

3.  He used olive oil

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1.  He never cut His hair

2.  He walked around barefoot all the time

3.  He started a new religion

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1.  He was at peace with nature

2.  He ate a lot of fish

3.  He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1.  He never got married

2.  He was always telling stories

3.  He loved green pastures

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman

1.  He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there virtually no food

2.  He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3.  And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do