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13 minutes ago, railfancwb said:

A nice lakefront city park in a nearby town is almost unusable because it now has an ever growing flock of non-migrating Canadian geese. 

Geese are JUST like Swans.

I love animals.  BUT...their "rights" stop...when they start harassing PEOPLE!!!

Gators live in the lake behind my house.  When they start bein assholes...we bring in "Gator George" and put the "BANG" stick on their ass.  Now they're "Gator Bites". 

I've confronted a few aggressive swans...who use to live on our lake.  Come up to my back screen door and Peck on the screen till they bust it.  I've gone out a few times and slapped the **** out a couple of em.  Hissin bastards.  I found it was more fun to walk out, slap one, so they back up, then get the hose on POWER Spray, and run their asses back into the lake...all hissin and ****.  I use to like swans...till I learned they truly are buttheads.  The only time they are "majestic"...is when their ass is WAY out on Somebody ELSE'S Lake!!!

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