Facts On Exercising

[Mrs Glockrunner]

Walking can add minutes to your life.  
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.    

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.    

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again   .    

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..   

I usually walk five miles every day just going to the bathroom!  

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' ,  
I wash my mouth out with chocolate, or rum.   

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'  

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country .

I know I got a lot of exercise   
the last few years,......   
just getting over the hill.   

We all get heavier as we get older,   
because there's a lot more information in our heads.   
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.