G19 DB Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 ...because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Black Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Never heard that one before. I like it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KY_Moose Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 ...because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan. [emoji3]I thought it was because of IBC.[emoji23]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke45 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Just came to mind. Same as why did the chicken cross the road. Which door was used . Sign on chicken reads this way to the great egress! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 An Angel visited a pretty young woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. “Not bad ” said the woman, “I’ve given up smoking and drinking but then last Saturday, I bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, he pulled up my skirt and made passionate love to me right then and there.” “They don’t like that in Heaven”, said the Angel. The woman replied: “Well …. I have to tell you….. they’re not crazy about it in Costco either !” 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G19 DB Posted July 14, 2018 Author Share Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) On 7/6/2018 at 12:05 AM, Borg warner said: An Angel visited a pretty young woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. “Not bad ” said the woman, “I’ve given up smoking and drinking but then last Saturday, I bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, he pulled up my skirt and made passionate love to me right then and there.” “They don’t like that in Heaven”, said the Angel. The woman replied: “Well …. I have to tell you….. they’re not crazy about it in Costco either !” Edited July 14, 2018 by G19 DB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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