So... We had a wicked good adult team

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So....

Coach should have said, "WTF?  Y DH's,  I'll slap your face right off your head!"

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And Ed would have toasted him.

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After we lost the game at "States'  and the high school lost their game, ....

Then,  I don't know,  we were drunk on wine (it wasn't a pretty scenario) (except for Ed,  which, whom,  could actually kill three people, in on game) (he did this at the skating rink all the time)

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After we lost the game at "States'  and the high school was playing their game, ....

 

Then we were at Erie.

So, the snow it only 5' deep.

So, there's a 7-11 down there.  We bolted down!  Hootin' and hollerin' !!

We hit the bottom of the deep snow,  in the ditch, at the bottom of the hill,   ten of us,  and all

immediately sunk 20' below the snow-line.

You could be going "Wooooo!" one second,  and choking to the death the next second,  because your face is 10' underneath the snowbank.

 

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At -20, in the snowbank,  you can scream at the top of your lungs,  but you can't even hear yourself.

You can breathe deeply,  but it's hard to come by.

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So you scream and yell,  then dig out,  then all your stoned hockey (loser) friends,  dig out.  And we point and laugh at each other.

And then you get cheetos, or something.

(Ed probably gave them a fake ID, so we got whiskey and ****)

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Our Coach,  which was the most professional, level-headed, person ever possible...

Once said, "Ed.  You're in"

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Which,  I had been playing for six years,  and Ed was unleashed.

Bang.

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I saw Ed do it in the parking lot, 20x, after the game.

The game didn't end on the ice,  as far as Ed was concerned.

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Ed, unleashed on the ice,  I don't think you can do that now..

It was, like,  ballet.  With elbows.