Administrators Eric Posted April 13, 2021 Administrators Share Posted April 13, 2021 Quote SALT LAKE CITY, UT—According to sources, local mom Shirley Wood had a surprise when she picked up her three-year-old to tell him it was time for bed. “Am I being detained?” shouted the toddler at the top of his lungs, greatly befuddling Mrs. Wood. “No. No,” Mrs. Wood replied. “I’m just taking you to bed.” “Put me down!” demanded Zach. “This is an illegal use of force!” Confused, Mrs. Wood did put him down and tried to figure out what was going on. “Oh, I’ve been teaching him libertarian principles,” explained Mrs. Wood’s husband, Fred Wood. “Why... why would you do that?” demanded Mrs. Wood. “So he knows the proper role of force in society.” “Then you get him to bed.” https://babylonbee.com/news/am-i-being-detained-shouts-libertarian-toddler-as-hes-carried-off-to-bed 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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