Administrators Eric Posted April 19, 2020 Administrators Share Posted April 19, 2020 Quote THE PENTAGON – An unnamed Marine died yesterday after a prolonged battle with unchecked hair growth, Pentagon officials announced today. The deceased had also been identified as being positively infected with COVID-19, the hypervirulent pathogen responsible for over 136,000 deaths worldwide and a global economic meltdown. “We tell our Marines to have a fresh haircut every week for this exact reason,” said Sgt. Maj. Troy Black, Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps. “As we all know too well, every instruction out there is written in blood.” The Marine’s name and unit will not be released until next of kin have been notified, but a spokesperson did confirm the determined cause of death was a severe lack of discipline. https://www.duffelblog.com/2020/04/marine-19-dies-after-8-days-without-haircut/ 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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