willie-pete Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink, contemplating, when a really big trouble-making Scumbag steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, what you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the Scumbag says, "I didn't think you'd CRY you big baby. I can’t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I... went to the car park, I found me car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the Taxi I took home. I found my girl friend in bed with the gardener, and then my dog attacked me." "So I came to this Pub to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a Rat-Poison capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole bloody thing on me! "Anyway, enough about me, how's your day going?" 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 You got a streak of evil in you that I like! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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