Lemon Pickers Needed in Florida

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Lemon Pickers Needed in Florida

Only US citizens or legal immigrants need apply

The newspaper ad read: “Lemon Pickers Needed…”

 

Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida read it and decided to
apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to
do. She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon
grove, but she seemed far too qualified for the job.

 

She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and a
master’s degree from Michigan State University.

 

For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker and also as a
school teacher.

 

The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, “I see that you
are well educated and have an impressive resume. However, I have
to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

 

“Well, as a matter of fact, I have,” she said “I’ve been divorced three times, owned
two Chrysler's, voted twice for Obama and once for Hillary.”

 

She started work yesterday.