Golfing With The Wife

[Mrs Glockrunner]

A man takes his wife golfing. She has been taking lessons, and has turned into quite a good player.

On the 7th hole the man slices his drive way right, and it lands behind a barn. He's going to play the ball backwards onto the fairway when the wife says no, just open both barn doors and play right through. The man opens both doors and discovers he has a straight shot to the green.

He strikes the ball, pure. It travels through the barn, hits an unseen pipe, comes back at them and hits his wife in the head, killing her instantly.

Five years go by. The man remarries. He and his new wife are playing on the same course, on the same hole, and wouldn't you know it, he slices again right behind the barn.

The new wife tell him no problem, just open both doors and hit the ball right through the barn.

He nearly collapses on this advice, and barely manages to say, "That is an awful idea. You don't understand what happened the last time I did that!"

"What happened?" she asks.

"I got a triple bogey!"