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Anonymous physic forces predict (largely believed to have been leaked by Marianne Williamson) that Beto O'Rodriguez will be the winner in tonight's Debate-O-Rama.

The same sources also predict that the Tampa Bay Bucs will beat the Carolina Panthers 47-3 in tonight's game. Commenting on the prediction, Bucs' quarterback Jameis Winston said, "Whut?".

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Beto O'Rodriguez has thrown the first punch, aiming at credit card companies.

"Credit cards have enabled many of America's mass shootings in the last decade. For example, the man who shot up a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, got away with buying $11,000 in assault rifles, gas masks, grenades, and ammo," O'Rourke's campaign wrote in a fundraising email. "He just charged it to his credit card."

I've heard the story of someone who took out a personal loan of $10,000.00 in the early 70s to do something marginally similar. But on his behalf, he also used some of the proceeds to purchase John Weitz ties and shirts.

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5 minutes ago, janice6 said:

Ban Credit Cards and bring the liberals to their knees.  Go for it "Beto"!

What a hell of a good idea to win an election.  Only the Democratic genius could come up with this.

Isn't it fun to compete with people that have no common sense.

Watching the Debate-O-Rama should be a required academic assignment for completion of Pre-Kindergartener studies.

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