Huaco Kid

Her picture should be next to FAFO, in the Urban Dictionary.

The penalty should have been much much harsher. It is absolutely unacceptable to smoke in bed, and children could have seen that.

The best thing you can do, when it starts going down in a foreign country, is to start screaming, "I'M AN AMERICAN!! I HAVE RIGHTS!!" They, de facto, have to let you go.

And "Moose and Squirrel" has a completely different meaning behind bars.

I think I've got the newest covid, right now (4th time?). (googling the symptoms just shows that everyone has covid all the time) But the dry, hack hack, cough is getting old.

My wife, pretty much, votes the opposite of me. And is proud of it. (I put a 5"x5" TRUMPINATOR magnet on the refrigerator door. It took a month for my daughter to finally see it) (Now it's upside-down, on the basement beer fridge.)

He was Frank Sinatra? Should've been easy to find.

I can get anything i want, at Alice's Restaurant.

It's known that p'ing on the Alamo is frowned upon.

Very recently, a tourist went to the top of a forbidden Mayan temple and did a jiggly-dance. She immediately found out that the locals take great offense to that...

I've always just blurted it right out, at the exact right moment, and refused to apologize later. Doesn't always work well.

His earned nickname is Little Bastard.

So....... After the DNA testing, did they put it in a male or female gulag?

After 15 years of gradually losing people (and we're all old), they hired two new guys. Maybe I won't have to work 50 / 60 hours per week now. Right? I worked a week with the one guy. He just got out of the Navy (mid 20's?). He's a very nice guy and easy to work with. He's got the technical background. But he had his phone 1' from his face, 100% of the time. An hour commute on the first day. Not a peep out of him. I pretty much just gave up on showing him anything, and just did all the work. Even when we were talking to the customer managers at the start and end of the day. 100% phone. I don't think he was watching movies. A lot of it sounded like japanese cartoons, as far as I could tell.

You're lookin' fancy and I like your style You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

Now come on Have a drink Or some coke Gasoline

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old, And darker days are drawing near, The winter winds will be much colder,

It's early morning, the sun comes out Last night was shaking and pretty loud

I kissed my girl by the factory wall