Administrators Eric Posted September 12, 2017 Administrators Share Posted September 12, 2017 What are some species of illegal (galactic) aliens that you would least like to see immigrate into the USA? The aliens can be from any science-fiction movie or TV series. Why wouldn't you want to see them here? I am going to go with the Pakled, from the Star Trek TNG universe. They are basically a race of mildly retarded galactic junkmen, who are just mean enough to attempt to take your ****, but not smart enough to be more than a mild annoyance. So, what sci-fi species would you not want to see sneaking into our country? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted September 12, 2017 Author Administrators Share Posted September 12, 2017 And how about the Prawns, from the movie District 9? They are basically a race of intergalactic trailer trash. They show up here, set up tent cities, start associating with known Human gangs, steal all of our damned cat food and start working on building weapons of mass destruction. They urinate wherever they like, they are rude, belligerent and violent to us and the are a blight on whatever neighborhood they find themselves in. Its like the damned Irish, all over again! May be some language. I don't remember. Let's call it NSFW, just in case. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenoF250 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 How about that three titted chick in the Bruce Willies movie? Kirk had some nice aliens. How about these girls:: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someday Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 The Jem'Hadar. Nasty, practically unstoppable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted September 12, 2017 Author Administrators Share Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, Someday said: The Jem'Hadar. Nasty, practically unstoppable. And the damned things are drug addicts. Every single one of them. Straight up. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted September 12, 2017 Author Administrators Share Posted September 12, 2017 Then you have those damned Wookies. Who wants a family full of those hairy freaks moving in next door? It would be almost as bad as a house full of hippies, except for the smell. Those Wookies refuse to wear clothes and the only one we have ever learned much about was a smuggler. How would they get a regular job looking like that? Would you want to go to McDonalds and buy a cheeseburger from one of those hairballs? Good luck getting them to wear hair nets. And I've never seen or heard of one using an indoor restroom. I bet they just go wherever the urge strikes them. What are YOU going to do if you go outside and see one of those things taking a **** on your front lawn? Who would want to work or shop with one anyway? Just imagine them after a rain storm. The whole damned down would smell like wet dog and just imagine the flea problem we would have. And who is going to pay for all those extra police calls to deal with the Big Foot sightings? You just know that there will be a huge increase in Big Foot sightings that would no doubt occur. Who needs it? And what happens when your daughter drags one of those things home to dinner? How are you going to handle THAT conversation? If it was your son bringing home one of their bitches, you could at least tell yourself that there was a small chance that it was an Italian girl. What a mess. Yeah, I think we need to add some stipulations to our immigration policies to handle things like shedding problems and a potential immigrant's urges to lick his junk in public. If you can't hide your hair with a hat and a leisure suit, we don't want you! Get a haircut, you filthy animals. Don't ask don't tell, right? You hairy fairy. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBKEITH Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 The Sleestaks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 (edited) They want to kill your children! Edited September 12, 2017 by Huaco Kid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 And they take our women!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Have you ever noticed how much Marvin sounds like Joe Lieberman when he speaks? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith10 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 First off the Borg And then that black ink thing from the Original. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 I'm not real fond of bugs: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Are reavers aliens? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Don't want the invid showing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Probably the Borg. Or maybe whatever alien was the bad guy on Event Horizon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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janice6 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 (edited) Quote From Avatar From Transformers Battlestar Galactica Star Trek Voyager The Fifth Element Species Lexx. A favorite of mine. "John Carter."..... The Princess of Mars I seem to have a narrow perspective on aliens and their attributes. I must apologize for my failing to stick to the Thread Topic. Too often I am fiddling around in my own little world, wishing it contained those pictured above and trying to keep them out of your little world, so they will be all mine. Edited September 14, 2017 by janice6 Dreaming of what if............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason D Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 I'd down for some hot Cylons. No genocide though, that **** won't fly with me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBO Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 JuHsTbZKqA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 18 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: And they take our women!! Cleaning my office today. I ran across the soundtrack to that movie. On cassette. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe! Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Xenos Game over, man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted September 13, 2017 Author Administrators Share Posted September 13, 2017 We think we have it now with Fire Ants and Killer Bees. Imagine if we had a sudden infestation from the various species of bugs from the movie Starship Troopers. Even in small numbers, we would have a hell of a time beating them back. We might fare better here in the US than in most nations, but even here, there are only so many guns to go around. Of course, if you throw a nuke down a bug hole, you've got a lot of dead bugs, but our nuke supplies are limited as well. Personally, I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive, but I suspect that our only choice would be to get damned good at finding and dealing with those giant brain bugs. I imagine we would probably come to be pretty good at it, actually. Maybe it would even be a rodeo event, one day. Yeah, we could take them, if we all banded together into infantry units that could maneuver well. You know, Mobile Infantry. What's the matter, do you bastards want to live forever? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Rabbi Posted September 13, 2017 Administrators Share Posted September 13, 2017 45 minutes ago, Joe! said: Xenos Game over, man. That was my choice. An unstoppable killing machine that is smart, clever and will kill everything on the planet. Of course, we could pick all the extraterrestrial species with advanced technology....but how about this one. Shai Hulud 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted September 13, 2017 Author Administrators Share Posted September 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rabbi said: That was my choice. An unstoppable killing machine that is smart, clever and will kill everything on the planet. Of course, we could pick all the extraterrestrial species with advanced technology....but how about this one. Shai Hulud Pffffttt. A few Graboids and Ass Blasters from the Tremors series would beat those tubular bitches like they stole something. I'll walk with all the rhythm I care to, thank you very much. For the record, the only spices worth fighting for are some Chipotle spice and maybe some nice Ancho chile spice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Rabbi Posted September 13, 2017 Administrators Share Posted September 13, 2017 You do not want the Warp opening up and Orks pouring out. (from Warhammer) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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