PNWguy Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Since turning 50 last month, I have caught myself doing things that are considered "old man" habits. My girlfriend is 40, but looks late 20's, so I'm a bit sensitive to appearing or acting older than I am, LOL. I was at her place on Sunday watching the playoffs, and after making passionate love, I then made sure extra lights were turned off and fixed the gas fireplace. Doh! I now have a "meat tooth". You know, every time you eat meat, some always gets stuck in your gums in a certain spot. I had to ask for a damn toothpick after eating pot roast at her place. I am much more interested in the Weather Channel, am obsessed with paying less for insurance and utilities, make noises when I sit down or get up, and have the desire to own a 1911. What other old man habits should I be aware of? 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBud Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Losing your girlfriend to a younger man? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PNWguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 minute ago, BamaBud said: Losing your girlfriend to a younger man? Not likely. I'm an awesome boyfriend. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 I don't think I've ever made passionate love. It's always been more like the exhaustive breaking-furniture, cro-magnon type. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minderasr Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Getting up a few times a night to pee. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammersix Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 After a certain age, it's not the sex that wears you out. It's all the driving in between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Starting threads about random stuff just so you can mention that you have a girlfriend. 3 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jammersix said: After a certain age, it's not the sex that wears you out. It's all the driving in between. I read a study from the 50s that said it wasn't the hop, skip, and jump that wears out the carpet between twin beds. It was the long drag back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byf43 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 While standing or walking, stopping to make certain that what you're passing is gas, and not something solid or semi-solid. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PNWguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, byf43 said: While standing or walking, stopping to make certain that what you're passing is gas, and not something solid or semi-solid. My favorite quote on old age... "Never waste a boner and never trust a fart". 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PNWguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: Starting threads about random stuff just so you can mention that you have a girlfriend. Guilty... 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Unknown Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 It only get worse. wait until you are 60, you will look back with fondness on 50. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byf43 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Suspect Unknown said: It only get worse. wait until you are 60, you will look back with fondness on 50. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-men!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Try going to parent teacher day, and you are the one with the white in you're hair and you're asked if you the grandparent, when the "father" next to you probably isn't old enough to vote yet. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PNWguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Moshe said: Try going to parent teacher day, and you are the one with the white in you're hair and you're asked if you the grandparent, when the "father" next to you probably isn't old enough to vote yet. I had the opposite problem since I had two kids by the time I was 24. Going to school events I was surprised by the number of parents of kids in their late 40's and 50's. My brother just had his first child last year at age 41. His wife is 26, and pregnant again. He's making up for lost time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Suspect Unknown said: It only get worse. wait until you are 60, you will look back with fondness on 50. Disagree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Unknown Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, Suspect Unknown said: It only get worse. wait until you are 60, you will look back with fondness on 50. 4 minutes ago, byf43 said: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-men!! Yeah, just wait until your ear hairs grow out, and are welded in so hard, that you can't get them out by pulling. And then you eyebrows fall out, for no apparent reason; I guess they pull up stakes, and go to the ears.? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 minute ago, PNWguy said: I had the opposite problem since I had two kids by the time I was 24. Going to school events I was surprised by the number of parents of kids in their late 40's and 50's. My brother just had his first child last year at age 41. His wife is 26, and pregnant again. He's making up for lost time. 45 is about in the rearview for me. I have one turning 13 and one turning 16. I wanted to have a good 5 years of marriage before the first kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
refugeepj Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 68. avoid drama at all costs. divorced and find being alone is peaceful, not lonely. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Old? Old is when you sit down to crap and your nuts hit the water before your butt hits the seat. There's something to look forward to. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Power naps! Best thing. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifiedFieldTheory Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 18 hours ago, gwalchmai said: Starting threads about random stuff just so you can mention that you have a girlfriend. I just wanted to tell vart... Congrats on the sex? That particular detail seemed innocuous to the entirety of the question, in which case it was gratuitous, so again, congrats on the sex, vart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiveoboy01 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 19 hours ago, PNWguy said: My girlfriend is 40, but looks late 20's 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 14 hours ago, KWalrad said: Old? Old is when you sit down to crap and your nuts hit the water before your butt hits the seat. Sixty years of briefs here. I don't seem to have that problem. For a long time, I've been wearing the low-cut girly ones with no pee-hole. Regular tighty-whities feel like diapers to me now. The package has a muscle-man (albeit, pretty) on it, so it's ok. But make sure it has a guy on the package. I once bought a pack of women's ones by mistake because they look exactly the same. They're not the same. hoo boy. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, fiveoboy01 said: My wife is in her sixties and looks like her early forties no joke, aerobics instructor for twenty six years before retiring after a knee replacement. Still rides a spinner bike and does videos on her own. Her resting heart rate is 56. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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