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Since turning 50 last month, I have caught myself doing things that are considered "old man" habits. 

My girlfriend is 40, but looks late 20's, so I'm a bit sensitive to appearing or acting older than I am, LOL.

I was at her place on Sunday watching the playoffs, and after making passionate love, I then made sure extra lights were turned off and fixed the gas fireplace.  Doh!

I now have a "meat tooth".  You know, every time you eat meat, some always gets stuck in your gums in a certain spot.  I had to ask for a damn toothpick after eating pot roast at her place.

I am much more interested in the Weather Channel, am obsessed with paying less for insurance and utilities, make noises when I sit down or get up, and have the desire to own a 1911.

What other old man habits should I be aware of?

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3 minutes ago, Jammersix said:

After a certain age, it's not the sex that wears you out. It's all the driving in between.

I read a study from the 50s that said it wasn't the hop, skip, and jump that wears out the carpet between twin beds. It was the long drag back.

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4 minutes ago, byf43 said:

While standing or walking, stopping to make certain that what you're passing is gas, and not something solid or semi-solid.

My favorite quote on old age...  "Never waste a boner and never trust a fart".

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2 minutes ago, Moshe said:

Try going to parent teacher day, and you are the one with the white in you're hair and you're asked if you the grandparent, when the "father" next to you probably isn't old enough to vote yet.

I had the opposite problem since I had two kids by the time I was 24.  Going to school events I was surprised by the number of parents of kids in their late 40's and 50's.

My brother just had his first child last year at age 41.  His wife is 26, and pregnant again.  He's making up for lost time.

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6 minutes ago, Suspect Unknown said:

It only get worse. wait until you are 60, you will look back with fondness on 50.

4 minutes ago, byf43 said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-men!!

Yeah, just wait until your ear hairs grow out, and are welded in so hard, that you can't get them out by pulling. And then you eyebrows fall out, for no apparent reason; I guess they pull up stakes, and go to the ears.?

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1 minute ago, PNWguy said:

I had the opposite problem since I had two kids by the time I was 24.  Going to school events I was surprised by the number of parents of kids in their late 40's and 50's.

My brother just had his first child last year at age 41.  His wife is 26, and pregnant again.  He's making up for lost time.

45 is about in the rearview for me.  I have one turning 13 and one turning 16.  I wanted to have a good 5 years of marriage before the first kid.

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14 hours ago, KWalrad said:

Old? Old is when you sit down to crap and your nuts hit the water before your butt hits the seat.

Sixty years of briefs here.  I don't seem to have that problem.

For a long time, I've been wearing the low-cut girly ones with no pee-hole.  Regular tighty-whities feel like diapers to me now.  The package has a muscle-man (albeit, pretty) on it, so it's ok.

But make sure it has a guy on the package.  I once bought a pack of women's ones by mistake because they look exactly the same.

They're not the same.  hoo boy.

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2 hours ago, fiveoboy01 said:

:rolleyes:

My wife is in her sixties and looks like her early forties

no joke, aerobics instructor for twenty six years before retiring after a knee replacement. Still rides a spinner bike and does videos on her own. Her resting heart rate is 56.

 

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