Profit From A Mistake

[Mrs Glockrunner]

On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak

to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit

from the mistakes of another?"

 

"Absolutely not!" replied the pastor, disappointed that Frank would

even ask such a question.

 

"In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider

returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last

July."