Historian Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Epic. It should be reserved for classic Greek literature. I resemble that remark! And perhaps you might resent it, too. I have declared a life long Jihad on the excessive use of the word THAT in any written work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 During Obama speeches, "I" was overused a lot! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmet Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 “Running” something (ammo or a gun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBO Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 InequalitySent from my Jack boot using Copatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Gun Shark said: ****, me, ass, and daddy. So you don't like when your girlfriend talks dirty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammersix Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 When I asked my girlfriend why she doesn't talk dirty, she said because at the times she would, she's not capable of coherent speech, and besides, that's my wife's job. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 How about “shutup” and “dillweed”. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cougar_ml said: The first word that came to mind before opening this thread was "literally" Guilty. Throw in actually, especially and a bunch of other exaggerations. PS: Being called dude or bro by some low IQ tool doesn't fly well. Edited January 18, 2019 by crockett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Maccabeus said: Selfie. I couldn't believe people were saying it seriously when I first heard it. I was even more shocked that it stuck and became commonly used. A truly moronic and narcissistic word. "Bee Tee Dubs". Just plain dumb. Cuss words inserted into every sentence as if the speaker never learned English vocabulary or just really loved watching the Smurfs as a child and wants to emulate them in adulthood. "Smurf!*. Did you smurfin'* see the way that guy smurfed* with those smurfs*?" *Insert cuss word of your choice and repeat as often as possible until people are thoroughly convinced of your ignorance. ****, that's fuckin' fucked, ******. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammersix Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Wrote this about twenty years ago: The following are examples of how Dude is spoken. I learned these from my apprentice. Statement: "Good morning, Apprentice." Answer: "Hey, dude." Translation: "Good morning, sir. I hope you had a pleasant evening. I, myself, slept well, and as soon as I set my lunch down, I'll make you some coffee. I should inform you that I seem to have misplaced my hardhat again, and I am seriously reconsidering your generous offer to duct tape it to my silly little ass." Statement: "Apprentice, dig me a ditch. Start here, and go to that wall. Make it three feet deep and two feet wide." Answer: "Oh, dude, dude, dude..." Translation: "Sir, at first glance, I would guess that a cost-benefit analysis would show that it would be more economical to rent a back-hoe to dig this ditch, for a number of reasons. First, of course, is the fact that my ass is small and light of weight, and I am weak. It may, therefore, take me several days to dig this ditch to your satisfaction. Furthermore, because of my vast experience, if you leave me unsupervised, when you come back, I may be up to my neck, going straight down." Question: "Apprentice, why did you bring me a wrench when I asked for a coil of rope?" Answer: "uh, dude..." Translation: "Because the wrench was shinier than the rope." Statement: "DUUUUUUUUUUUDDE!...." Translation: "Sir, during the safety meeting this morning, I became fascinated with my flashlight. A light goes on in one end of it when the switch is thrown, and it goes off when it's thrown back! So, rather like a cat, I sat there and watched the light go on and off, and I regret that I missed the discussion. As a result, I've now shot myself in the leg with the nail gun, in exactly the manner discussed at the safety meeting, and I require immediate evacuation by ambulance to an emergency room. When I get out of the hospital and complete my rehab, I would appreciate another discussion about safety and nail guns, and this time I won't turn my flashlight on at all. I will now wait for the ambulance by laying down and whimpering miserably until I pass out." Statement: "Apprentice! Apprentice! I'm talking to you!" Answer: "Dude?" Translation: "I'm sorry, sir, I was daydreaming again. Here's the thing. Since you pay me $12 an hour, and that works out to like two thousand dollars a week, why was my paycheck only about $240? I realize that I missed last Tuesday, and I was late on Wednesday, but that should only total about a dollar and a half. So why was my pay so short?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, crockett said: PS: Being called dude or bro by some low IQ tool doesn't fly well. I learned that everyone near the California coast is Bro. Brah, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccabeus Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, KWalrad said: ****, that's ****in' ****ed, ****er. Why, yes, I believe you have identified the awe-inspiring, word-smithing technique. (At least, I assume so, as all I see are a series of asterisks). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelharp Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 "Annoying." Every female child/grandchild utters this more than enough to be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 "Sir, do you understand these rights as I've explained them to you?" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Viral 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Do you know why I stopped you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 So you don't like when your girlfriend talks dirty?I love it... I just don’t do ass play, my ass or theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Guilty. Throw in actually, especially and a bunch of other exaggerations. PS: Being called dude or bro by some low IQ tool doesn't fly well.What if they are high IQ tools? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Why, yes, I believe you have identified the awe-inspiring, word-smithing technique. (At least, I assume so, as all I see are a series of asterisks).*****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Do you know why I stopped you?You smelled my car from way over yonder and wanted to see if I was ok? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Gun Shark said: What if they are high IQ tools? I don't recall any instances. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 I'm getting tired of being told to get off the babysitter. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Soldier Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 An Anglo-Saxon word referring to sexual intercourse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 "feel" as in i feel instead of i think. "collusion" and steadily moving up the list "disproportionately" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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