Moshe Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 37 minutes ago, Dog Soldier said: I expect they breed like other elephants. I suspect elephants have no problem locating their respective genitals. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PATCHMAN Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 They have joinder. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 They have walkie-talkies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glocks4Freedom Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: They have walkie-talkies. They just have a good memory, a remarkably good memory and patience. They remember the hot girl wrapped in the towel and - patiently - they wait for her comeback... while eating McDonald's. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Soldier Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 You have wonder? Good Marie Osmond take 500 lbs of this pair in 13 days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 On 1/13/2019 at 8:33 AM, Moshe said: I suspect elephants have no problem locating their respective genitals. I watched elephants screw at the Portland zoo when I was a kid. 2 years later the first elephant born in captivity arrived. Pachy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PNWguy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Looked up my two big crushes in high school on Facebook. Both still look great 30 years later! One is married to an old rich guy and lives near Seattle and the other is still single and a conservative lobbyist of some sort in San Francisco... Funny, I had a thing for blondes back then. Now I prefer brunettes; especially Latinas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, PNWguy said: Looked up my two big crushes in high school on Facebook. Both still look great 30 years later! One is married to an old rich guy and lives near Seattle and the other is still single and a conservative lobbyist of some sort in San Francisco... Funny, I had a thing for blondes back then. Now I prefer brunettes; especially Latinas... That first one looks like textbook Borderline Personality Disorder. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PNWguy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Walt Longmire said: That first one looks like textbook Borderline Personality Disorder. Could be. But she's married and not my problem... The second is way, way above my pay grade! But I'm having fun with my current girlfriend and not looking anyways. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 On 1/13/2019 at 9:02 AM, Moshe said: I am trying to figure out how they have coitus. Similar to making a purchase at a bakery, there is lots of flour and choosing of rolls involved. As a side note, while the lovin' may be something that would haunt the "average" man for life, I'll bet that the sammiches are to die for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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