Silentpoet Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 https://babylonbee.com/news/tomahawk-wielding-elizabeth-warren-vows-to-take-land-back-from-the-pale-faces?fbclid=IwAR1GFLgE5wEf6loHt4lO4_2-E1F9VdDOk8rjLeINkzhGNcOMyCxl7OcyRNA The really radical part is she has almost no native blood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PNWguy Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 I'm ready... 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PNWguy Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Warren was undeterred. "Quiet, pale face!" Warren yelled before firing a poorly aimed arrow at Schumer. "Aieee! She's gone 1/1024th savage!" Schumer shrieked before running away. Warren was reportedly 1/1024th offended by the 1/1024th insult, which, if one does the math, makes it approximately 1/1,000,000th of an offense -- a literal microaggression. Warren and Schumer later apologized to each other and smoked a peace vape. President Trump took Warren's threat seriously, though, and was planning to assemble a cavalry to stop her. He's reportedly looking for anyone who is at least 1/1024th a cowboy. Funny stuff... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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