Silentpoet Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 https://www.foxnews.com/us/john-wayne-bobbitt-recalls-in-new-interview-nightmare-1993-incident-when-his-then-wife-cut-off-his-penis Got to be rough when your claim to fame is getting your wiener cut off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: https://www.foxnews.com/us/john-wayne-bobbitt-recalls-in-new-interview-nightmare-1993-incident-when-his-then-wife-cut-off-his-penis Got to be rough when your claim to fame is getting your wiener cut off. I think he was also featured in one of them there "short films." But, I didn't see it. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share Posted December 27, 2018 Just now, Al Czervik said: I think he was also featured in one of them there "short films." But, I didn't see it. I look at enough wangs at work, not going to try and search out that one. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 54 minutes ago, Al Czervik said: I think he was also featured in one of them there "short films." But, I didn't see it. It wasn't very long, before it was cut from theaters. There wasn't much to see. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 When I lived in WV, there was a local weatherman who was notoriously wrong about his forecasts. They could not fire him as he owned half the station. Of course when this happened there was a local joke going around about him almost immediately. Question: Was is the difference between Lorena Bobbitt and ( weatherman's name ). Answer : When she says there will be six inches on the ground, you had better believe her. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Silentpoet said: I look at enough wangs at work, not going to try and search out that one. You need to find another line of work or they pay you exceedingly well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted December 28, 2018 Author Share Posted December 28, 2018 1 hour ago, willie-pete said: You need to find another line of work or they pay you exceedingly well. Got to drug screen the clients. And the judge insists I wang watch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 yeah,some guy married her after all that so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 ...then there was the old couple that were driving up rt. 28 as Lorena through the severed member out her car window. As the johnson bounced off of their windshield, the old man turned to his wife and said, "Jeezus! Did you see the size of that bug?!" The wife replied, "Bug my ass! Did you see the size of the dick on that thing!?"o I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted December 29, 2018 Author Share Posted December 29, 2018 8 hours ago, KWalrad said: I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff. Oh great another tipping thread. PS she cut off more than the tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Hawk Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Personally, my tip is don’t date or marry Lorena. Hawk ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted December 29, 2018 Author Share Posted December 29, 2018 Just now, Brown Hawk said: Personally, my tip is don’t date or marry Lorena. Hawk ? They should hire her to advertise the slapchop. Or her favorite grocery store is price chopper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted December 29, 2018 Author Share Posted December 29, 2018 Or a dating service for her: You don't have to be lonely at wiener choppers only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 16 hours ago, Silentpoet said: They should hire her to advertise the slapchop. They should hire her on that overnight TV show that sells the collections of zombie-knives and swords. "Here's lot 132. The finger-grooves provide a sure grip and it really packs some heft!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bish1309 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 I wonder if a bobbet-head doll would sell? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t4terrific Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 I look at enough wangs at work, not going to try and search out that one. “One of those kinky strip clubs. You know, where the men take there clothes off?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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