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When I lived in WV, there was a local weatherman who was notoriously wrong about his forecasts. They could not fire him as he owned half the station. Of course when this happened there was a local joke going around about him almost immediately.


Question: Was is the difference between Lorena Bobbitt and ( weatherman's name ).


Answer : When she says there will be six inches on the ground, you had better believe her.




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...then there was the old couple that were driving up rt. 28 as Lorena through the severed member out her car window. As the johnson bounced off of their windshield, the old man turned to his wife and said, "Jeezus! Did you see the size of that bug?!"

The wife replied, "Bug my ass! Did you see the size of the dick on that thing!?"o


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16 hours ago, Silentpoet said:

They should hire her to advertise the slapchop.

They should hire her on that overnight TV show that sells the collections of zombie-knives and swords.

"Here's lot 132.  The finger-grooves provide a sure grip and it really packs some heft!"

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