Al Czervik Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Mrs. C usually intercepts incoming gifts, but today I took delivery of something I thought was for her. I opened the box to be pleased to find a beautiful signed Japanese hand axe. Ooops. ? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Why do you want to chop off Japanese hands? 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PATCHMAN Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Did it come in a box like this? 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 9 hours ago, tous said: Why do you want to chop off Japanese hands? Don't you remember what those bastards did in Pearl Harbor? "Those who don't learn from the past..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 17 minutes ago, tadbart said: Don't you remember what those bastards did in Pearl Harbor? "Those who don't learn from the past..." The Germans? 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Now you are going to have to go out shopping tomorrow to get her a better present, Right ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 40 minutes ago, willie-pete said: Now you are going to have to go out shopping tomorrow to get her a better present, Right ? I think I did alright. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 56 minutes ago, Al Czervik said: I think I did alright. ? IDK, a signed axe sounds pretty sweet. Maybe she looked at her present early and then got you the axe. My wife is famous for that. She sneaks a peek and then carefully tapes them shut again. Her parents said she started doing that as a youngster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, willie-pete said: IDK, a signed axe sounds pretty sweet. Maybe she looked at her present early and then got you the axe. My wife is famous for that. She sneaks a peek and then carefully tapes them shut again. Her parents said she started doing that as a youngster. I'm the only one that has access to the room her present is in. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Better be a good gift or she might use the axe on you! And maybe on a part that is not a hand! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted December 24, 2018 Author Share Posted December 24, 2018 On 12/22/2018 at 10:30 PM, DWARREN123 said: Better be a good gift or she might use the axe on you! And maybe on a part that is not a hand! Yer all a bunch of cynical bastages!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Buy an expensive diamond necklace. Stealthily leave it somewhere where you know your wife will discover it. Then don't give it to her on Christmas morning. Watch what happens next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 (edited) On 12/22/2018 at 9:41 AM, tadbart said: Don't you remember what those bastards did in Pearl Harbor? "Those who don't learn from the past..." And those of us who do studdy history are doomed to watch you repeat it. Edited December 24, 2018 by Historian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 40 minutes ago, Historian said: And those of us who do studdy history are doomed to watch you repeat it. At least I am not the only one that sees that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 On 12/21/2018 at 10:49 PM, Al Czervik said: Mrs. C usually intercepts incoming gifts, but today I took delivery of something I thought was for her. I opened the box to be pleased to find a beautiful signed Japanese hand axe. Ooops. ? Hattori Henzo made perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now