Huaco Kid Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 It's on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 You got your baggie full of little bottles??? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 nah. The bars are open now. $17 for a double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 That would buy me two bottles of my regular stuff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 Our sales guys put booze on their expense reports 3X /day. We, lowly, field-service guys don't dare. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 You need some help writing expense reports. One of the Sales people in my company was helping a customer out in the field when he stepped in some acid on the deck and ruined his shoes. He bought some new shoes and listed then on his expense report. It got rejected . He resubmitted the expense report with the shoes still on them and added a note that they were damaged while he was servicing a client’s account. It got rejected rejected again. He resubmitted the report again, adding that Client XYZ was responsible for X million dollars of Sales and represented Y million dollars of annual profit to the company. It got rejected again He submitted a final expense report that did not include the cost of the shoes, but added a note to the report that said ” The shoes are in here, see if you can find them “ 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, willie-pete said: You need some help writing expense reports. I tend to pay for a lot of things out of my pocket. And make it back later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Hawk Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 27 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Our sales guys put booze on their expense reports 3X /day. We, lowly, field-service guys don't dare. Well, you could remark that only a drunk could screw it up that bad, and you finally solved it by getting drunk ?? Hawk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 Done. 4x doubles. $80 toast 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 I'm in Altwtwa dfor six hours latwer. Atlanta drinkns me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 I'm pretty fucked up but no4 one else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 DFW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 **** my g0ooballs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 True story...I was taking a trip to Nashville. The plane was boarding and I had a nearly full drink in my hand. I was about to throw it in the garbage. The ticket agent said "oh no, you're not going to throw that away. I know what you paid for that drink. Slam it". 1 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 I'm pretty fcckkdd up now. Texas was cool to start AtlNTa is crash, You're can do that here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 $18 at this airport. $100 tonight. And my company bitched at me for working 20 hours on wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 It's Friday December 21st. At the airports. The meltdowns are often and often. I'm not sure which world I come from, but it's fun to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 If I owed an airport, I'd sell drinks for $18. and french-fries for $18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 MARTA lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 FAA says, "if he's only a skinny drunk-guy he can go on the plane. FAA says: If he's a drunk fat oil-field worker, kick him down. Boots don't count where I come from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Man, I feel for ya. About 15 years ago, I bought alternate transportation to not have to travel, especially with kids, at this time of year. I nearly arrested in ORD in 02 or 03 because some jackass gate agent sent us back and forth across the airport with 2 babies 3 different times, and we missed our flights because of their farq ups. My questioning their methods nearly landed me in the pokey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 It is a good thing, to drink at the airport, AFTER one has identified one's gate. Also, you gotta titrate those drinks to a nice buzz, and then slam the last one to hit right after you board. Once you're in the air, ain't a whole lot that they can do if you're drunk and not disorderly. Just can't be bleary-eyed and stumbling down the ramp. Hope you got wherever you were going, amigo. And a good nap in the air. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBO Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 You need to watch; Sister Street Fighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, tadbart said: Also, you gotta titrate those drinks to a nice buzz, and then slam the last one to hit right after you board. I titrated like The Scorpions in Amsterdam. Three doubles. $60. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 And $18 french fries. They were dried-up and hard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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