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AP (NO).

Anonymous sources confirmed that the dead chicken giant has engaged the services of Hillary Clinton to become the new face of their latest offering,  The Emotional Support Chicken Meal. 

"I wished they had offered it two years ago", said the former Presidential candidate.  "But it's never too late if fortune abounds", stating that millions of her followers will seek comfort in the new item. 

Sources intimate  that the motto of the campaign might be #CluckforComfort.



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I'm so happy for Hillary getting this new gig. I think it will go splendidly after her very successful Canadian tour "Bill and Hill: A Conversation", where they spent an hour and a half talking to themselves. They hadn't spoken to each other so much since the days of Arkansas.

I can almost hear her in the ad---"Not 45 but aiming for 46? The Emotional Support Chicken Meal is  for me and  you!"


Btw, I hear that Oprah has included The Emotional Support Chicken Meal in her whimsical list "Oprah's 2018/almost 2019 Favorite Things".  That's a sure sign that it will sell in the millions.

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