pipedreams Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6514751/Michelle-Obama-dresses-impress-4-000-glittery-thigh-high-Balenciaga-boots-yellow-gown.html 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 39 minutes ago, pipedreams said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6514751/Michelle-Obama-dresses-impress-4-000-glittery-thigh-high-Balenciaga-boots-yellow-gown.html Quick, get help, that strange yellow incandescent monster is going to eat my wife! LOL 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norton Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 You were great in Ferris Bueller. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Looks like a banana slug in glittery stockings!? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bish1309 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Stiff wind, fellas. Someone's tarp is blowing away. Or he's sporting a stiffy. ? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Inside joke. When I was first married and I was in my old stomping grounds for a visit, I went by the Grocery Store where I worked for years to pay for my tuition during off times at the University, I kid you not, one of the female Hispanic Managers said, "You have been gone awhile, but how did you manage to marry Sarah Jessica Parker?" I guess it was the shape, blonde hair, and well the nose. I like girls with a big proboscis. I never knew why, I just did. She wanted an autograph. I tried to explain to her, that is not the actress. She still seemed dubious, like she was being snubbed. Maybe all shapely blonde women with big noses look the same to her? No idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M&P15T Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 A wookie and a horse are in a bar....... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 You just know that backstage, in wardrobe, they're going, "She wore it?" "Yeah!" "No way." "Yeah!" "All of it?" "Yeah!!" "No way, no way." "Yeah!!!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxterriermom Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 The current FLOTUS dresses with impeccable taste and style yet this is what they choose to focus on and praise??? That outfit is nothing short of cringe-worthy. 6 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, M&P15T said: A wookie and a horse are in a bar....... And the wookiee asks Ms. Parker, "Why the long face?" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 I did not know Klingon women could wear yellow? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Not enough lipstick in the world to change that into "Glamorous". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: You just know that backstage, in wardrobe, they're going, "She wore it?" "Yeah!" "No way." "Yeah!" "All of it?" "Yeah!!" "No way, no way." "Yeah!!!" LOL, I imagine that being said in a Seth McFarland voice. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citra47 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 6 hours ago, pipedreams said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6514751/Michelle-Obama-dresses-impress-4-000-glittery-thigh-high-Balenciaga-boots-yellow-gown.html Somehow, though never much to look at, she looks much worse than normal; more like Walking Bull Legged Glitter, wrapped in a yellow curtain that looks like it could cause her to trip at any moment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 (edited) What the hell is up with the glitter? Did she steal a package off of a porch? Edited December 20, 2018 by kerbie18 Spelling 3 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Bish1309 said: Stiff wind, fellas. Someone's tarp is blowing away. Or he's sporting a stiffy. ? I just threw up a little in my mouth... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Looks like the cheap hooker convention is back in town. "You get a tranny, and you get a tranny... And YOU get a tranny!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Unknown Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 That is tacky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted December 20, 2018 Administrators Share Posted December 20, 2018 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Sarah Jessica Parker is only 5'3" tall and in this picture, she's wearing heels. Mooch must be at least 6'3". She looks grotesque in this costume but no one has the guts to tell her that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glocks4Freedom Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Borg warner said: She looks grotesque in this costume but no one has the guts to tell her that. Whatever... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Jesus. that thing may really be part sasquatch. Absolutely hideous. What. The. Actual. F***? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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