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Latest coffee study is nonsense – leave my morning ritual alone!


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2 hours ago, Suspect Unknown said:

Scientists? Can any of them even make a pot of Folgers? And to advise people to wait an hour after waking up is nuts. It is the first thing that a lot of people get around to.

Who waiting, mine set to start brewing 30 minutes before I get up.

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Given all of the mysteries of the Universe that remain unsolved, why are so-called scientists spending time and resources studying the coffee drinking habits of folk?

I know!

I know!

They got a grant from some hippie-socialist foundation intended to prove that the great unwashed, Trump voter is too stupid to know what is good for them, thus, the elite must guide them to correctness.

That, or it was financed by an energy drink company.

 

I am being buried with a cup of hot coffee and  a dozen doughnuts for the trip to the afterlife.

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