tous Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 (edited) So, I m going to break into Nancy Pelosi's estate and take up residence on the entire second floor. I will also demand that she hire tutors to educate my children, in my native language, and pay for the health care of my entire family. Oh, and I will bring all of my and my wife's relatives to live with us. We will need more than just the second floor, so Mrs. Pelosi should get a bigger house or move out. Oh, and she must feed and clothe my entire extended family as well. And provide a smartphone for all of us. The best plan that they have. Free internet and computers. Oh, and I will steal her identification so I can get a job that pays me and my wife in cash. No, we won't give any of it to Mrs. Pelosi. I may or may not engage in criminal activity, but if I do and get arrested, I demand the Mrs. Pelosi get me a $500 per hour lawyer. The same lawyer she must provide for me if she ever decides that she doesn't want me living in her house and eating her food. I just want a better life. Edited November 10, 2018 by tous 10 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, tous said: So, I m going to break into Nancy Pelosi's estate and take up residence on the entire second floor. I will also demand that she hire tutors to educate my children, in my native language, and pay for the health care of my entire family. Oh, and I will bring all of my and my wife's relatives to live with us. We will need more than just the second floor, so Mrs. Pelosi should get a bigger house or move out. Oh, and she must feed and clothe my entire extended family as well. And provide a smartphone for all of us. The best plan that they have. Free internet and computers. Oh, and I will steal her identification so I can get a job that pays me and my wife in cash. No, we won't give any of it to Mrs. Pelosi. I may or may not engage in criminal activity, but if I do and get arrested, I demand the Mrs. Pelosi get me a $500 per hour lawyer. The same lawyer she must provide for me if she ever decides that she doesn't want me living in her house and eating her food. I just want a better life. So, your ambition is to be her chauffer. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 i hear she air dries and wanders the house after every shower so........ 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, holyjohnson said: i hear she air dries and wanders the house after every shower so........ Dentures in or out? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, holyjohnson said: i hear she air dries and wanders the house after every shower so........ I got her a cashmere bathrobe... 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Somebody needs a nap. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Or you could be Feinstein’s chauffeur . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Hawk Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, KWalrad said: Somebody needs a nap. Sounds more like he’s having a nightmare. Hawk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 (edited) Your demands sound reasonable, tous. After all, she has these things and you don't. It just makes sense. For some species to have things another species does not is just not fair, and I'm sure Nancy is all about being fair. Edited November 10, 2018 by gwalchmai 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: Your demands sound reasonable, tous. After all, she has these things and you don't. It just makes sense. For some species to have things another species does not is just not fair, and I'm sure Nancy is all about being fair. I don’t think Nancy has worked for them either . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted November 10, 2018 Author Share Posted November 10, 2018 Perhaps some of you have missed the subtleties of the allegory. It is not a story about Mrs. Pelosi, rather a metaphor for the Central American invaders infesting the country. Oh, and Mrs. Pelosi's house has a wall around it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy tom Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 12 hours ago, crockett said: Dentures in or out? tom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moeman Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Just don’t let her rule your slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Hawk Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 2 hours ago, tous said: Perhaps some of you have missed the subtleties of the allegory. It is not a story about Mrs. Pelosi, rather a metaphor for the Central American invaders infesting the country. Oh, and Mrs. Pelosi's house has a wall around it. Oh, we got it. It’s just that it works so well both ways that we can get double the number of posts replying to it ?????? Hawk 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 So she was pro wall at some point . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Yeah, she was good looking at some point, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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