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I recently saw Slender Man.

I bet it was worse.

I fell asleep for a bit, and thought of walking out, but I had no place better to be.

The only other person in the theater was a very obese black woman, which seemed kind of strange until I noticed that I was a very skinny old white dude.  So there's that.

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14 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said:

I recently saw Slender Man.

I bet it was worse.

I fell asleep for a bit, and thought of walking out, but I had no place better to be.

The only other person in the theater was a very obese black woman, which seemed kind of strange until I noticed that I was a very skinny old white dude.  So there's that.

I was looking through the movie list today and saw that Slender Man has a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 8. I’m not a fan of RT, but damn. Glad I skipped it. 

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3 minutes ago, Boogieman said:

In what bizzaro universe would a movie with that premise turn out any other way?

I was bored and it was the least objectionable movie showing. I should have stayed home and took a nap instead. 

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7 minutes ago, Boogieman said:

I take it that you don't have an Alamo Drafthouse near you?  Beer makes even the worst movie Citizen Kane.

I would need beer to make Citizen Cane into something palatable. :crylikeender:

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i watched it on terrarium tv  other night , i so looked forward as i love shark movies  and i must agree it sucked bad,, i mean bad enough to shock me ,,  and for jason statham  to be in this i thought hmmm looks good  but they had to have  paid him some major bucks  to put his name in this .  hell Deep blue sea  was 5 times better then this . i was loss for words  .  

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