Old Or Young

[Mrs Glockrunner]

[Borg warner]

While on the operating table a woman had a near death experience.. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"

 God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to check back in to the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

 After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a speeding car.

 Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of that car?"

God replied:  "Sorry. I didn't recognize you!"