Noises you NEVER get use to

[XSIV4S]

A click when you expect a bang and a bang when you expect a click.

[Glocks4Freedom]

Just now, XSIV4S said:

A click when you expect a bang and a bang when you expect a click.

Wife bitching...

[RenoF250]

Dogs barking never goes away.  I hear "my owner is an idiot and can't get me to shut up".  Even my stupidest dog did not take more than 3 simple corrections to learn when to bark and when not to.

[gwalchmai]

Dentist drill.

Rap.

[Huaco Kid]

After an eventful life, the sound of screeching tires when you don't know where they're coming from.

It'll actually make my heart explode.

[Walt Longmire]

That 'funny' noise your vehicle makes that sounds real expensive, and isn't actually funny.

[Dragline]

Leaf blowers

[Grabbrass]

Cat hiss. Even little felix domesticus, when they hiss it puts me on alert. Something primal there, I think. 

Edited August 15, 2018 by Grabbrass

[John]

When women file their nails. I not only hear it, but I can FEEL it running through my body. Drives me nuts. 

[DWARREN123]

Incoming mortars and arty, never get use to it!

A near miss by a bullet. 

[Walt Longmire]

1 hour ago, John said:

When women file their nails. I not only hear it, but I can FEEL it running through my body. Drives me nuts. 

Oh, son of a bitch. I forgot about that one. I remember a time sitting in the dentist waiting room while some gal (a hooker maybe) was going to town on those nails. I begged my mom, "Can you PLEASE make her stop."

[jmohme]

I have never been able to stand the sound of someone eating a whole apple. I just have to get up and leave the room!

But that sound is like angels singing compared to my ex sister in law's voice.

[Will Beararms]

The food cart traveling down the hall of a nursing home. 

[minervadoe]

Somebody coughing while they eat.

[Silentpoet]

A Woman saying yes, because it is so rare.

[Batesmotel]

Dripping water

[holyjohnson]

the sound of the bolt not hitting the floor.

[aksnowman]

The farts that the fat girl your sleeping with that rattle the ceiling light

[Lazy R]

People eating with their mouth open.

People typing with two banging middle fingers like Frankenstein.

Uncontrolled dog barking.

Subaru WRX with aftermarket exhaust, they sound like they’re only hitting on two.

[aomagrat]

After 20 years in the navy, nothing wakes me up faster than complete silence.  On a ship complete silence means something has gone wrong.  Like loss of power.  Now, 16 years after I retired, I have to have a fan running in my bedroom, not for the breeze, but for the sound of running machinery.  I cannot get used to complete silence.

[RandomGuy]

The sound of a rattlesnake when you can't see it.

The sound of the surgeon working in your ear as you are awake on the table.

[Dave.1]

Always look up at the sound of a helicopter. I was always glad to see them coming back in the '60s.

Dave

 

[gwalchmai]

 

[gwalchmai]

I just can't deal with dripping faucets. Or run-on toilets. Or little skritchy-skritchy noises and rattles in the car.

 

Or chip double-dipping behavior. I won't tolerate it.

[Eric]

Tinnitus.