pipedreams Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogieman Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 TNT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Un-photochop it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Or put bottle rockets in his butt. That should get him kicking and moving. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 That would be my butchers problem. 4 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 17 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Or put bottle rockets in his butt. That should get him kicking and moving. Shouldn’t that be “ kicking and mooooving”? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cougar_ml Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 high explosives are always a viable option for removing unwanted apparel... My guess is, unless it's a really friendly cow, it's going to be ignore it until it causes health problems, or butchering time. I suppose tranquilizing the cow then utilizing power tools would also work if you really want to keep the cow for a while. lots of butter to grease the cow up, then hook a tractor or winch to it's back legs and pull it out that way. I wonder if you can put a hole in the tire and add a fitting to fill the tube with water or something to try pushing the cow out like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Just now, Eric said: I think those are typically used for making a tire stay on something, not getting it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 13, 2018 Administrators Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Cougar_ml said: I think those are typically used for making a tire stay on something, not getting it off. Have you ever heard a bead seater used? One blast and that cow is going to be about a half a mile downfield. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric said: Slightly more controlled than lighter fluid or gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 25 minutes ago, Eric said: Have you ever heard a bead seater used? One blast and that cow is going to be about a half a mile downfield. yeah, but that doesn't mean it won't still be wearing it's rubber tutu. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogieman Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Bust out the Bedazzler (you know you have one) and make it FAB-U-LOUS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 The same way I fix most problems: 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limeylad Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 hours ago, pipedreams said: BBQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Moo moo moo, I’m a werecow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxterriermom Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 I think that is umpossible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TX OMFS Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 How good a cow is she? EPDs? Cattle EPD are thing I learned about at a cattle course recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 by buying smarter calves next time... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 18 hours ago, holyjohnson said: by buying smarter calves next time... Just so long as they are not smart enough to know why Scottsmen wear kilts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Rub it with butter. Should be areal easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Ryan Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 On 8/13/2018 at 2:22 PM, pipedreams said: She looks tired. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astepup Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 (edited) If that's indeed a real pic, tranquilize the bound bovine. Cut off the tire and fatten her up so she can yield some yummy grilled goodness. Edited August 15, 2018 by astepup Cant spell.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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