gwalchmai Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 I probably couldn't solve all the world's problems, but I often see obvious things that could improve our experience. Just now I noticed that if Tupperware-ish container sizes were standardized we'd probably lower blood pressure across the board. e.g., a 3x5 container made by one company could use a 3x5 lid from any other company. Thanks, I'll add more insights as they are revealed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Stupid people conception license (One child per couple for life, for anyone who knows more about the Kardashians than they do about our constitutional rights). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Mans hair buns would be subject to immediate removal with lawn equipment (preferably a weed eater, but a mower will do in a pinch). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 If you're in the left lane with room to move over and have 3 or more cars stacked up behind you, your vehicle would be siezed and crushed at the owner's expense, 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 For every DWI after the first one you would lose a finger 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Death penalty for parking violations - Steve Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Every year there would be a Hunger Games style event for all the politicians caught accepting gifts and bribes that year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 Oh, I know. All taxes would be paid in full two days before election day. No withholding, and a paid-up tax receipt would be required in order to vote. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 No more switching the clocks around twice a year. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 The National Anthem would become "America the Beautiful." It's a beautiful song that everyone can sing, unlike the current one that has a tune no one is capable of carrying, plus all the weird words. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigobsessed Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 National pistol permit reciprocity! Silencers ,fully automatic weapons and sbr’s Without tax stamps! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_Hallbert Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Any false statement made in front of Congress with intent to influence the passage of legislation would subject the speaker to 10 years Hard Labor with no possibility of parole..... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Bounty on drug dealers. Dead preferably. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigobsessed Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Just now, Walt Longmire said: Bounty on drug dealers. Dead preferably. Do we get to keep thier money as well? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 A NASA engineered heavy duty wedgie machine would be used on all people with there pants hanging down in public. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Just now, XSIV4S said: A NASA engineered heavy duty wedgie machine would be used on all people with there pants hanging down in public. No spandex on the fatties. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenoF250 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 All government candidates could only use a state web page for campaigning. No signs or commercials or campaign finance. When you vote, in order for you vote for each position to count you have to correctly answer who the current person is. If you don't know, it obviously does not matter to you so shove your vote up your ass. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenoF250 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 People responsible for autoplay websites, drug commercials, and telemarketers would be ground up and used for fertilizer. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubdriver Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Congress will comply with all mandates and laws that they pass for us peons. Additionally, if they mandate something that requires extensive renovation to business places, the same shall apply to the halls of congress. The funds for these renovations shall come from a pool of funds formed from the salaries of those who supported the legislation, and their pay during the time the work is being done shall be reduced by the amount drawn to perform said renovations. If they support prevailing wage laws, the work will be done per those laws, with their commensurate costs. If businesses have to make mandated renovations, the $$ to do so comes from their bottom line. Those passing such laws 'for the good of the people' without regard to their costs to business should be required to pay (from their OWN pockets) for the same things they feel are so important for others. This might temper their enthusiasm for throwing their weight around without any regard to the cost of their ideas. -Pat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_Hallbert Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Any citizen, elected official, or foreign agent who advocates publicly or in Congress for legislation, alteration of conventional interpretation of the US Constitution by the Judiciary, Amendment or Invalidation of the US Constitution itself for the purpose or with the potential effect of modifying or eliminating the traditional Rights and Freedoms that define the unique heritage of US Citizens shall immediately be taken into custody by Federal Authorities, be charged with the capital crime of sedition, held in isolation until trial, and if found guilty will be put to death by hanging on the following day after the decision of the court. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 No more drivers test. Just an IQ test. Too stupid? Yeah, no driving for you. Or voting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 1.) Make mainstream media criminally and civilly liable for lies, bias and agenda. Remove "opinion" and "editorials", only fact reporting allowed. 2.) Prevent social media plattform providers from banning content creators based on their opinion. 3.) Better cartel / monopoly laws. Prevent large scale business like Google / Youtube, AT&T, many insurance companies from merging with or buying other companies. 4.) Open market for health insurance companies, let them compete in all states. 5.) Regulate health insurance costs. No more $25,000 CT scans. 6.) Tax the **** out of companies who keep exporting middle class jobs to China and a like. 7.) Force the 2nd on all states, counties and cities. No more limitations by Dem run shitholes. 8.) Force federal immigration laws on all states, counties and cities. No more hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 You steal. You pay back 200%. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubdriver Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 (edited) 22 minutes ago, RenoF250 said: All government candidates could only use a state web page for campaigning. No signs or commercials or campaign finance. When you vote, in order for you vote for each position to count you have to correctly answer who the current person is. If you don't know, it obviously does not matter to you so shove your vote up your ass. At the very least, there will be a quiz and you must name the candidates for the three top positions on the ballot. Oh, and you need to show a photo ID. And be registered prior to the election. Write the laws such that a person may register at the age of 17 to participate in an upcoming election provided that they will turn 18 prior to the election - we have computers that can handle such things if properly programmed. "If Joe Schmoe is registered AND election date - birth date = >18, print Joe Schmoe's name on the eligible voter list to go to the polling place" (where his ID will be checked against the list and his name crossed off). Oh, and you get your ass to town hall and register to vote. You only have to do it once each time you move. If you're abl to move your household, you can drag your butt in to register. It's not rocket surgery, I managed to do it when I turned 18. And nomore of this "motor voter" automatic registration crap. See previous sentences in this paragraph. And no more "same day" registration. If an election somehow manages to sneak up on you in this modern world, then you're far to oblivious to everything around you to provide worthwhile input to the operation of government. -Pat Edited August 12, 2018 by Cubdriver Typo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glocks4Freedom Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, crockett said: 4.) Open market for health insurance companies, let them compete in all states. 5.) Regulate health insurance costs. No more $25,000 CT scans. Open Market and Regulate don't go hand in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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