Huaco Kid Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 (edited) I used one pack of detergent in the hotel washing masheen. But it was the wrong kind. It was like a Lucy episode. When I went to get my clothes out, I peeked in the door window and said something like, "oh, $%*@." The maids in the hallway heard me and demanded to see. I wouldn't let them until they pushed me out of the way. "What did he do?" "He oversuds it." "How bad?" "Bad." I offered to clean it up and they brought me a mop and bucket. Luckily it was mostly just suds and they disolved pretty easy just swishing the mop around. By the time I came out, the maids had worked themselves into a laughing frenzy. And I was the joker. I didn't even know that was a word. Edited August 10, 2018 by Huaco Kid 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 What type of wine goes with a tide pod? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogieman Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Want to destroy someone's life? Put a few squirts of dish washing liquid in their dish or clothes washer. When my fried found that his fiance was cheating on him he loaded both up knowing she ran the dishwasher at bed time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 23 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: What type of wine goes with a tide pod? A nice chianti. It goes with everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 35 minutes ago, Boogieman said: Want to destroy someone's life? Put a few squirts of dish washing liquid in their dish or clothes washer. When my fried found that his fiance was cheating on him he loaded both up knowing she ran the dishwasher at bed time. Whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogieman Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, Walt Longmire said: Whore. Yes, bit her carpets are squeaky clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Boogieman said: Yes, bit her carpets are squeaky clean. Lickity Split. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, Walt Longmire said: Lickity Split. ptew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: I used one pack of detergent in the hotel washing masheen. But it was the wrong kind. It was like a Lucy episode. When I went to get my clothes out, I peeked in the door window and said something like, "oh, $%*@." The maids in the hallway heard me and demanded to see. I wouldn't let them until they pushed me out of the way. "What did he do?" "He oversuds it." "How bad?" "Bad." I offered to clean it up and they brought me a mop and bucket. Luckily it was mostly just suds and they disolved pretty easy just swishing the mop around. By the time I came out, the maids had worked themselves into a laughing frenzy. And I was the joker. I didn't even know that was a word. did they make you wear their uniforms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 hour ago, holyjohnson said: did they make you wear their uniforms? I was already wear them. I like dark blue polyester. Gives me a rash. I like that too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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