Swampfox762 Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Two aliens landed their saucer out in the desert near a structure and approached to make contact with the earthlings. Little did they know they had found an abandoned gas station and no humans were even in the area. They approached the old gas pumps, the kind with the glass metering tanks on top, and thought they were beings from the strange world they were visiting. One of the aliens was younger and more impetuous, the other older and wiser. Our young alien demanded of the gas pump "We are new visitors to your planet. Take us to your leader!" The gas pumps, of course, stood totally silent and completely still. The young alien demanded again "We are new visitors to your planet. Take us to your leader!" The pumps gave no reply. Now the young alien was upset, he screeched out "Take us to your leader or I will blast you!" The pumps were silent and the young alien was pissed and he quickly drew his blaster and fired, just as the old alien yelled "NO!" Our gas pumps exploded in a violent ball of fire, destroying the gas station and flattening every desert plant for a hundred feet around. Two very dazed aliens had been thrown far through the air and were further damaged by a hard landing. They rolled over and started to pick themselves up. The younger alien said to the older alien "Just before I fired you warned me not to, how did you know they could react so violently?" The older alien sat up and said "Son, in all my travels, to all those galaxies, visiting all those many kinds of beings, I have learned one very important lesson! If you ever encounter someone so well endowed that they can wrap it around their self and stick it in their own ear, well, you don't **** around with them!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted July 11, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted July 11, 2022 I love that truck! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted July 11, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted July 11, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 17, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted February 17, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 On 7/10/2022 at 10:45 PM, Eric said: Founding family sold the chain. Buyer ran it into the ground. Founding family bought back the ruins and attempted to revive the least damaged locations. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 14 hours ago, Eric said: A collector in Ely NV has at least one of each. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted March 25, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted March 25, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted March 25, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted March 25, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted March 25, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted March 25, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 4, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted June 4, 2023 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 4, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted June 4, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 17, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted June 17, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Did every petroleum company have a portmanteau of their name and "lubrication"? Also, am I disremembering the gas pedal ad where the kid says "Sir, could I get another twenty-five cents worth of Good Gulf?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 18, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted June 18, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 18, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 21 hours ago, Eric said: Every single time my father pulled in for gas, I heard the same thing! Fill'er up and check the oil. He added oil but never changed it or the filter. I was married before I taught myself about cars and engines. One of his cars lost the engine when the oil filter burst it was so plugged. Another I ran dry of oil since I didn't know you were supposed to "change" it or maintain the engine in any way. He used to buy only Chryslers since he said they would "last longer". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 On 6/17/2023 at 6:08 AM, gwalchmai said: Did every petroleum company have a portmanteau of their name and "lubrication"? Also, am I disremembering the gas pedal ad where the kid says "Sir, could I get another twenty-five cents worth of Good Gulf?" I used to buy a lot of Gulf gas since they had the dishes I liked best. I got one each time I filled up. I filled up every 2 to 3 days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Drive with care and use SINCLAIR 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now