ASH Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 lol . i sharted riding the dragons tail long ago . in church once i peed my pants . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Black Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 I smashed my nose in on the Indiana Jones ride at Disney Land back in the late 90s being stupid and not paying attention. When the ride was over I came walking out of the dark tunnel with blood all over my face and running down onto my shirt. While not on the epic level of shitting myself, it was pretty embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 None to speak of. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogieman Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 No. But I get a boner any time using public transportation. Put me on a New Orleans Trolley and I could cut diamonds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 my nose has been broken many times. sometimes if i sneeze hard enough it is an explosion of blood,especially when pollen is very heavy. it has terrified people when its happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Not since I wore diapers! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnbt Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 I spilled my beer once. Beer is a bodily fluid, right? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PNWguy Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Uh, no. Unless you count falling asleep on a school bus trip and drooling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 I was about 13. My family was returning from overseas, and I had been up for what seemed like days. As we were walking from one gate/concourse to another, I just started projectile vomiting everywhere. I nailed several people and their luggage. Then, there was one time......well, ol' Jill whatshername probably doesn't want me to share that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Black Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 3 hours ago, johnbt said: I spilled my beer once. Beer is a bodily fluid, right? That's alcohol abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBianchi Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 In my late teens and early 20's I was a long distance bike rider, 50 to 150 miles a day. I didn't own a car, so I rode everyday everywhere. After a long day of riding in Phoenix in the summer, I was in line at the grocery store, in bike shorts, cleats and tank top, when I felt a tickle on my leg. I looked down to see I had shart myself. I excused myself and used the facilities to take a sink-bath and went back to the line with purchases. Sheet happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glocks4Freedom Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 20 years old. Food poisoning, squids. Step down the bus and ran to the nearest bush,... too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Just a bit of blood on a few occasions (Slightly dangerous occupation, more dangerous hobbies). I never went on a vacation that I didn't come back broken in some form or fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmet Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Thankfully none that I can recall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickling Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 When I was in my teens, my dreams were wet and my farts were dry. Now that I am pushing 40 my dreams are dry and my farts are wet. I will admit to cutting a couple pairs of boxers off with my pocket knife and dropping them in the bathroom trashcan because I've had a few nasty cases of viral gastroenteritius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someday Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 My daughter had a blow out that covered the entire left side of my body from the waist down when she was a baby, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Does cerebrospinal fluid count? I got my jaw fractured in a rugby game once. There were plenty of body fluids on that one. Got a sub out of the stands and drove myself home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 I had some sort of stomach bug. I got a warm feeling in the church lobby. I was maybe 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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