Administrators Eric Posted February 16, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted February 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Huaco Kid said: What's that thing do? Strip mine? Coal? Dig Panama Canals? Strip miner. Coal, I'm guessing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 "Septic Systems Dug. Call Joe. .7 Seconds. $42,000,000." 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 12 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: In sports context that's called a "save". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, pipedreams said: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/03/drinking-coffee-could-help-you-live-longer-study-says.html I'm going to live forever! Edited February 16, 2020 by janice6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 If it's a Decepticon, we're goners. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 I got to see the copper mine in Utah, the largest excavation in the world. It's a big hole. I don't think they have equipment that big. They've just been chipping away at it for well over 100 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 While I was working there, I parked where they told me to. But something inside the smelter went haywire. I was waaay up in the air, and I gradually noticed a mass of people congregating on the ground. I made the "What up?" shrug to them and they pointed over at the bloom. I had nowhere to run, except for right into it. It ended and I was never in danger. But it buried my rental mini-van in some kind of gritty volcanic-stuff. And it was really hot stuff. I think they totaled it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: What's that thing do? Strip mine? Coal? Dig Panama Canals? Proctology tool. Jolly green giant. Ho, ho, HO! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 11 hours ago, pipedreams said: After Tallahassee killed all the zombies, he settled down into a more domestic role. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 "Aaaahhh! Danial-San! You all-a-wet behind-a the ears!!!! Cackle. cackle. cackle." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 "But I'll get killed if I go up there." "Get killed anyway." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 So. I yelled at the crabs to eat. They heard me. But crabs. They're not the old, airport micro-wave scanner crab. He died last year, after ten years. He was as big as a pea-shell when I got him. I googled it. They are spawn as micro-shrimps, and float around in the ocean as goo, for several years. Then wash up and live under the sand for a couple years, and then come out and find a shell. He could have been ten years old when I got him in is baby shell. Then he died. That's what happens. So it took a while, but I got two newer ones. They aren't like the last one. I don't know what kind he was. Florida kind? These aren't the same. And they aren't the same. Chile and Baja? I dont know. They have totally different skins from each other, and from the first one. His name was "Crab". These ones names are "Stripey" and "Splotchy", because their shells look different. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 So, the first one would bury himself, in the dirt-bowl, every year for a month, and molt. And then come out like an all shiny-new crab and eat {u]everything[/u]. These guys buried themselves in the moss-big-bowl I have now, like, five months ago. After three months, I was sure they were dead. But I dug around and they were still alive. and I dug them up every month. Now it's springtime in Chili(?) Baja(?) And they are coming out. Eating nothing. They hate all the food I put in there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 And then now. I don't know, they're crabs. I learned from the first one............... They eat themselves!! When they bury themselves, and shed their shell, they eat their own shell!! So these crabs might be good for a while from natural selection. It's up to them. I've put a million foods in there. And handfulls of popcorn. Sometimes you just guess. They eat dead fish-heads from the beach. You can't go wrong. They ate all the popcorn. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 The last crab, Crab, would eat all the chocolate cake you gave him. I don't think anyone's gave me chocolate cake for a while, so I don't know if these crabs dig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 I put a valentine's heart candy in there last week, because it's like chocolate cake, but not. Then I found it melted into zero. Just a pink spot. Maybe they ate some. I don't know what it said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Then I learned from Crab. When they molt, they need a bigger shell. They come in a shell. From Florida. The shells you get from Petco are wrong. $10, $10, $10. They pull their butt out... Their front looks like a crab, with all the crabby parts, but their butts look like a black banana. They put their butt in the new shells.... and instantly reject them. Now you need $50 of new shells, and they don't work either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 (edited) After much research, you need "Turbo Snail" shells. $20, on amazon. But they don't fit. Rejected. Now I have $600 worth of shells. When I got these two new ones, they instantly moved into shells I had.... and then buried themselves for five months. Edited February 16, 2020 by Huaco Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 And ate all my popcorn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 If you travel for work, every week, all year... the best pet you can have would bury itself for six months and then never want to eat. It's not like a kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 When you wake up in the middle of the night, and find the kitten all attacking your face, it's all friendly and cuddly and cute! When the same thing happens and you half wake up and realize that you don't have a kitten...... Then it's probably a crab gnawing your jugular vein out. You can "flick" them, they won't come off. They grip on. You have to spring up and whack them away. You don't want them on your neck. And, watch out, because, like Godzilla, if they splat against the wall, all the little prices will grow into new crabs. Now you've got 400 crabs, all crawling around. They know your neck-blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 I have cans of hairspray and Bic lighters. Crabs can move really fast when they don't want to be on fire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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