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Guys, I have asked repeatedly that y’all stop posting provocative pics of women in this thread, or anywhere in the public forums. This site has a place for such content and this is not it. I don’t want to have to be A jerk about this, but I am serious. 

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16 hours ago, Maser said:

The fact I actually watched this is proof of how bored I am!

 

 

You're high aren't you? That's what high people do.

As a young man, I once had a housemate that watched drag racing incessantly. I was always amazed that he was able to call who the winner would be, often with the winning times and speeds. Consistently for months on end. Like the Amazing Kreskin.

I was astounded every time. 

 

Until I realized that we were watching the same VHS tapes over and over again.

 

Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. Hmn'kay?

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I was a mechanic at k-mart when I was a kid.  A lady, who was incoherently angry, brought back her brand new riding mower because it wouldn't run.  They brought it back to us to check out.

She had filled the crankcase with gasoline and the gas tank full of oil.

They gave her a refund.

(which was fine by us,  because now we had a race-bulldozer to crash through the woods behind the store)

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15 hours ago, gwalchmai said:

"Calculator"? You used a calculator? No wonder you don't believe it.

Enter "5!" into your trusty slipstick and see what you get... :supergrin:

I apologize again for old eyes and tiny print.

You can compute 5! (5 factorial  = 120 ) with a slide rule, but it isn't easy.

One uses something called the Stirling Rule and you use the C. CI and D scales and, as always, you keep the scaling and interpolation in your own head.

Remember, the slide rule is based on logarithms, not integers.

I could take you through the steps, but then I'd need three naps and a chili dog.

Now you know more than you probably wanted to know.

:biggrin:

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