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So, I wrote  letter, nay, an entire expose condemning SuperAmerica's evil plan to subjugate not just Earth, but the entire galaxy to SuperAmerica headquarters in Coon Rapids, Minnesota.

I gave the letter to the postman, he put it in his sack.

Bright and early next morning, he brought my letter back.

They wrote upon it.

Return to sender.

Address unknown.

No such number.

No such zone.

 

Now we have proof that Elvis is not working at a 7-Eleven in Detroit, he is actually in charge of SuperAmerica.

I knew that he was an alien.  :miff:

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19 minutes ago, tous said:

So, I wrote  letter, nay, an entire expose condemning SuperAmerica's evil plan to subjugate not just Earth, but the entire galaxy to SuperAmerica headquarters in Coon Rapids, Minnesota.

I gave the letter to the postman, he put it in his sack.

Bright and early next morning, he brought my letter back.

They wrote upon it.

Return to sender.

Address unknown.

No such number.

No such zone.

 

Now we have proof that Elvis is not working at a 7-Eleven in Detroit, he is actually in charge of SuperAmerica.

I knew that he was an alien.  :miff:

Tommy Lee Jones said it....

Elvis isn’t dead, he just went home

 

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