pipedreams Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Fred loved working on his car in the backyard. He had an old hound dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in Fred’s lawn, so he finally had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day Fred was working on his car and dropped his favorite wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He searched and searched but couldn't find it so he gave up and went in for the night. Late that night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning, Fred went outside and saw his wrench shining in the sunlight! A miracle! He looked up to the heavens and sang out, “A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound that saved a wrench for me!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Woohoo !!!!!! Seattle robber accidentally shoots self in head during botched robbery while fleeing crime scene. SEATTLE – A residential burglary suspect in North Seattle was hospitalized and later arrested after negligently shooting himself in the head as he tried to flee the scene of a crime, authorities said. Police received a call from a Seattle homeowner who heard noises coming from his garage early Wednesday morning, according to the Seattle Police Department Blotter. The victim investigated the sounds originating from the garage and discovered a masked suspect. The home intruder bolted after being spotted while the victim grabbed a broom and chased the suspect to a van in a nearby parking lot. When the thief reached the vehicle, which turned out to be stolen, he raised a firearm and cautioned the victim to retreat. SPD said the victim turned away from the suspect and later heard a gun discharge as the suspect’s vehicle sped away. Soon after, officers received a radio broadcast that a man had arrived at First Hill Hospital with a gunshot wound to his head. “Officers went to the hospital, found the injured man was wearing the same clothing as the suspect in the earlier burglary. Police believe the suspect accidentally fired his handgun while climbing into his van, striking himself in the head,” SPD said in the Blotter. “Officers also learned the suspect’s van was reported stolen and had been used in another crime outside of Seattle. Additionally, the suspect is also a convicted felon, unable to legally possess firearms.” The unnamed suspect is still being treated for the gunshot wound. He faces a number of charges, which include burglary, felony harassment, possession of a stolen vehicle and unlawful possession of a firearm. Once he is medically cleared the suspect is expected to be booked at the King County Jail. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 54 minutes ago, Schmidt Meister said: Woohoo !!!!!! Seattle robber accidentally shoots self in head during botched robbery while fleeing crime scene. SEATTLE – A residential burglary suspect in North Seattle was hospitalized and later arrested after negligently shooting himself in the head as he tried to flee the scene of a crime, authorities said. Police received a call from a Seattle homeowner who heard noises coming from his garage early Wednesday morning, according to the Seattle Police Department Blotter. The victim investigated the sounds originating from the garage and discovered a masked suspect. The home intruder bolted after being spotted while the victim grabbed a broom and chased the suspect to a van in a nearby parking lot. When the thief reached the vehicle, which turned out to be stolen, he raised a firearm and cautioned the victim to retreat. SPD said the victim turned away from the suspect and later heard a gun discharge as the suspect’s vehicle sped away. Soon after, officers received a radio broadcast that a man had arrived at First Hill Hospital with a gunshot wound to his head. “Officers went to the hospital, found the injured man was wearing the same clothing as the suspect in the earlier burglary. Police believe the suspect accidentally fired his handgun while climbing into his van, striking himself in the head,” SPD said in the Blotter. “Officers also learned the suspect’s van was reported stolen and had been used in another crime outside of Seattle. Additionally, the suspect is also a convicted felon, unable to legally possess firearms.” The unnamed suspect is still being treated for the gunshot wound. He faces a number of charges, which include burglary, felony harassment, possession of a stolen vehicle and unlawful possession of a firearm. Once he is medically cleared the suspect is expected to be booked at the King County Jail. Three shots in the back of the head would have been better. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miketx Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Schmidt Meister said: Woohoo !!!!!! Seattle robber accidentally shoots self in head during botched robbery while fleeing crime scene. SEATTLE – A residential burglary suspect in North Seattle was hospitalized and later arrested after negligently shooting himself in the head as he tried to flee the scene of a crime, authorities said. Police received a call from a Seattle homeowner who heard noises coming from his garage early Wednesday morning, according to the Seattle Police Department Blotter. The victim investigated the sounds originating from the garage and discovered a masked suspect. The home intruder bolted after being spotted while the victim grabbed a broom and chased the suspect to a van in a nearby parking lot. When the thief reached the vehicle, which turned out to be stolen, he raised a firearm and cautioned the victim to retreat. SPD said the victim turned away from the suspect and later heard a gun discharge as the suspect’s vehicle sped away. Soon after, officers received a radio broadcast that a man had arrived at First Hill Hospital with a gunshot wound to his head. “Officers went to the hospital, found the injured man was wearing the same clothing as the suspect in the earlier burglary. Police believe the suspect accidentally fired his handgun while climbing into his van, striking himself in the head,” SPD said in the Blotter. “Officers also learned the suspect’s van was reported stolen and had been used in another crime outside of Seattle. Additionally, the suspect is also a convicted felon, unable to legally possess firearms.” The unnamed suspect is still being treated for the gunshot wound. He faces a number of charges, which include burglary, felony harassment, possession of a stolen vehicle and unlawful possession of a firearm. Once he is medically cleared the suspect is expected to be booked at the King County Jail. With the way the gov is today he might get 6 months. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, miketx said: With the way the gov is today he might get 6 months. I was wondering if he might already be out ... it is Seattle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 6 minutes ago, miketx said: So does this mean you CAN take it with you ...? 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 5 hours ago, pipedreams said: The 70s have returned. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Borg warner Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 26 minutes ago, ChuteTheMall said: I think you've misattributed the quote by Scooby-doo. Frank Sinatra made the phase famous in 1966 with the song "Strangers in the Night" and the Scooby Doo cartoon series didn't come along until 1969. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 While Everyone’s Arguing About Abortion Pregnant women in the United States die by homicide more often than they die of pregnancy-related causes, and they’re frequently killed by a partner, according to a study published last month in Obstetrics & Gynecology1. Researchers revealed this grim statistic by using death certificates to compare homicides and pregnancy-related deaths across the entire country for the first time. The researchers found that US women who are pregnant or were pregnant in the past 42 days (the post-partum period) die by homicide at more than twice the rate that they die of bleeding or placental disorders, the leading causes of what are usually classified as pregnancy-related deaths. The team found that Black women in the United States who are pregnant or were recently pregnant have up to nearly three-fold higher risk of dying by homicide than those who are not pregnant, the highest increase reported among any racial or ethnic group. https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-03392-8#content 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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