Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 When you try to close the big-******* honking ******* window, in Feburary, at 2:00 am, blowing at 40mph Then you just quit. Let the house win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 The brother's said, they had the biggest College-Party in the World!!! (They did) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 At the 40-room farmhouse. The parents were away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 At this house, it was not an irregular thing. Fun Times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 One tim3, Uncle Steve smacked my head into the 12' cement ceiling. For sniffing around his sister. My game, blew ice all over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 They said, there were 600 college/highschool kids at this party. A four-acre 40-room farmhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 So the cops showed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 ALL of them, from three counties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 There were 300 hopped-up, wicked-cool cars in the yard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 And the cops showed up, and the boys were playing poker at the kitcehn table, surrounded by ten kegs of beer. And the police said, "Sup?" "Dunno." "What's with all the cars and beer?" "Duuno." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 So the cops left.... (they knew) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 400 kids ran up into the attic, (this attic could hold them all) (full of hook-and-loop electricity), as silent as mouses, and when the cops left, they all went woooo and got drunk on tenkegs of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 And there is, upon, all of the documentation, from high school... THE BEST ******* PARTY, THAT EVER LIVED, EVAR!! And Michael probably twisted most of it off under-scarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Michael's been living in an assisted living facility, for the last 50 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 So. I haven't seen him for 20 years. His brother's hate him, for good reason. I'm not involved in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 You could sleep at this house. Like Gone With The Wind! It was a big cold house. Full of ******* bats, and racoons in th e chimney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 So no, for no reason, you're in some back-room, where you get internet, and you don't understand the clawing noise. So you pull the big kitchen table, that's propped up, with 2x 4s..., next to the 200 year old fireplace, that's always been there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 And 40 racoons spelll out, right into the room. You can kick them a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 You probably should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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