janice6 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 On 1/3/2022 at 6:51 AM, pipedreams said: Both look warm, soft, silky, smell good, loveable - sorry, my mind wanders! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, janice6 said: Both look warm, soft, silky, smell good, loveable - sorry, my mind wanders! And neither have a soul! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MO Fugga Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 10 hours ago, pipedreams said: Absolutely. If you ain't found a better way to do **** after all that time, you're lazy and not innovative. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 31 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: I’m not allowed to watch my nephews anymore because I taught them how to heat a tortilla on a gas stove with their fingers. They were 8 and 10. Nothing wrong with that............Nothing like a fresh warmed tort. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, pipedreams said: Nothing wrong with that............Nothing like tort fresh warmed tort. Just REALLY uptight overprotective helicopter mother. Can’t wait to see what happens when he starts dating. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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janice6 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Way back when mom was pissed when I taught my son how to drive her Subaru Brat manual Transmission without using the clutch. She especially didn't like starting it in gear to take off. Son had to buy his own car. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 1 minute ago, pipedreams said: I am famous in my family for complaining that a 6 quart Ice cream bucket only held 6 servings. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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janice6 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 11 hours ago, pipedreams said: The cop said, "Do you know how fast you were going?". I said, yep! 93 MPH". He said, "I clocked you at 87!". I responded, "I'm sorry, my speedometer must be wrong.". He said, "why were you and the other guy doing that speed in town?" I said, "we were just playing bumper tag". He asked if I had any tickets, I said no. He checked; I was right. He looked at me for the longest time and said, "I'm giving you a warning ticket! Don't let this happen again!" I sincerely thanked him. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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janice6 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 On 1/4/2022 at 10:10 AM, Swampfox762 said: Wife knows that I do like flirting. She doesn't mind but events like today make her wonder. Took her to Denny's for breakfast at 3:00 PM. Truth - we just got out of bed! We stayed and every customer left. So, I had the waitress/manager get a cup of coffee and sit next to me in the booth, my wife was across from us. I told her of my very excellent morning with the wife - in bed. We bantered and played with innuendos. That included my wife. The waitress went and closed the restaurant and came back to sit with us. She had no cook so it closed. We joked and had a great time; I was asked by the waitress if I was doing anything tonight? I looked at my wife and she said I couldn't go out after supper! We laughed and I told the waitress I'd see her later................. Wife didn't laugh! So, tonight I'm forbidden to leave the house but she's not so smart - She's in her with me! I have so much fun going to Denny's to play with the wait staff. She asked me why I didn't come in more often. I told her I couldn't afford it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: We have all seen or learned of John Holmes!!!! A legend in his own mind. One of those "guys" were once referred to in a talk show, of nothing but a life support system for a penis................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 On 1/4/2022 at 3:33 PM, railfancwb said: Cats love to have TP roll off the top. My dog does when the heat outlet next to it causes the paper to flutter and whip in the airflow. It's a game! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 On 1/4/2022 at 5:15 PM, ChuteTheMall said: Any proper sized dog can get under a closed seat and lid to take a drink, and any intelligent woman who has been properly trained by a man will very rarely sit without looking and fall in. Or in the wife's case - Only once! Suddenly it's MY FAULT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 On 1/5/2022 at 11:06 AM, ChuteTheMall said: Similar thing happened to Jill Biden. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 43 minutes ago, janice6 said: Wife knows that I do like flirting. She doesn't mind but events like today make her wonder. Took her to Denny's for breakfast at 3:00 PM. Truth - we just got out of bed! We stayed and every customer left. So, I had the waitress/manager get a cup of coffee and sit next to me in the booth, my wife was across from us. I told her of my very excellent morning with the wife - in bed. We bantered and played with innuendos. That included my wife. The waitress went and closed the restaurant and came back to sit with us. She had no cook so it closed. We joked and had a great time; I was asked by the waitress if I was doing anything tonight? I looked at my wife and she said I couldn't go out after supper! We laughed and I told the waitress I'd see her later................. Wife didn't laugh! So, tonight I'm forbidden to leave the house but she's not so smart - She's in her with me! I have so much fun going to Denny's to play with the wait staff. She asked me why I didn't come in more often. I told her I couldn't afford it! You never know. She might knock on the door later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 14 minutes ago, MO Fugga said: You never know. She might knock on the door later. You must know her! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 1 hour ago, janice6 said: You must know her! Next time y'all go there, give her my number! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 30 minutes ago, MO Fugga said: Next time y'all go there, give her my number! I do have hers! I asked for it to be a pest and she gave it to me and took mine. My wife was "perturbed", but I still have it........... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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