ASH Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 I lost my mom last july ,i had 48 wonderful years as i was a mommas boy , hard to believe its been almost a year . if your parents or one just living give them a hug or call and let them know you love them because when they are gone you wish you would have . MOM i miss and love you i know you are dad all he can handle in heaven ASH 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 The only reason I lived through adolescence, was because Mom would hit me harder than anyone at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 "Now shut up! And eat your eggs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 I still have Mom's 9422 .22 Winchester. We bought it at Busy Bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 She kept it over the kitchen door, for shooting ****. She had chickens. Where the cows and horses were, never needed shot. And the pig. That wouldn't even hurt him. The coop needed shot, on a regular basis, as the snakes came along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Mom died, like, 30 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 One time, like, we were sitting by the pond, with beer, doing Texas things,..... And Mom, slowly got up and took the .22. And made the snake in the middle of the pond pop up in mid-air. And did it again. And again. (this is a lever-action) She kept this snake spinning in mid-air for three or four shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 So, we'd go pick eggs. They were in the coop. Where the eggs are. In the morning. Bottom row. Eggs. Middle row. Eggs. Top row..... yeah. You might get eggs, or a handfull of snake. Always look first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 We learned later, that Mom had a ceramic egg. She would put it in the chicken's nests, and the snakes would come along and eat it. But, whatever hole the snakes came in at, they couldn't get out, with a facefull of pottery. We said, "Mom! How many of these do you have?" She said, "One." "How do get it back?" And she pointed to the machete. You pretty much don't want do dick with Mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 More than once, on my way to work, I've yelled, "MOM! The Pig's in the kitchen" yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Mom won first place at the Firehall Auction. Third place was a trip to Hawaii! Second place was two quads! First place was.... a pig. He was a big as a football. This little squeally ******. HE Was cute. Mom fed him in the kitchen. I think eggs, and mostly garbage, whatever pigs do. He got as big as a truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 So, the pig knew inside the house. Where eggs come from. When he wanted to come in, yeah, he's pretty much coming in. It's not cute any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 I weighed 150lbs. You can only push a 400lb, that much. And then you yell at Mom. It's her problem. The kitchen is pretty fucked-up by now. The pig knows the refrigerator. and how to open it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Mom and Dad sold that pig to a local Mexican restaurant. They said it was a "grease pig". I don't know. Ask them Not bacon. Just deliciousness. All frying all over. Mom and Dad got a free dinner for a year, for this pig. It was pretty greasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Ever have a Dodge-Ram trying to come into your kitchen ddor? You can, but after once or twice **** the pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 One time, down in the valley, the horse ran into the barbed-wire fence. And got all twisted up. I saw Mom push a horse's guts back in. And sew it up with dental floss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 You know I'm not done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 And then, In the late 70's!!!! Star Wars!! I bought an iguana at Murphy Mart. For $1.00. He was 3" big. Like Godzilla. And then, he just kept on living. I had him for ten years, throughout highschool, then we moved south to Texas. So I left Mom the Iguana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Now, the iguana was 6' long, and he'd beat your face into submission. Always. He liked it. So, I moved away. Mom andDad built an outside cage for this lizard. He could really bite you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 And, so. Mom had some Vets come out for the horses, and the kid loved lizards. So Mom gave him to him. Which was good. Last I heard, that lizard lived another 5 years, which made him ~20 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 They said that once, the iguana got llose, in Texas. Or out of the big cage they built. Dot let him out. He was going all squirrly all in the piney woods. So they said, they were chasing all over with garbage cans. You can't do that. You just have to wait until he comes back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Once the iguana goes up in the tree, all your bets are off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Your Mom is weak. And unworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 The iguana was 6' long. 3' of body, and 3' of tail. Like Jabba The Hutt. Ready to whip your face off. The tail whips. He once bit Mom to the bone (finger). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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