Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 I did this on glocktalk, (like, a gazillion years ago) and then they kicked me out. The first report was real, but I don't remember it. Them GT people are all full of gay-titty, gay. This time I don't have Black Cats, I have A.N.T.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 A.N.T.S. are Almost Nuckear Tiny Reports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 So... This guy on the boardwalk, in S Carolina, sold me wicked firecrackers (A.N.T.S.) and there were alligators, like, twenty feet away. On the ocean. Where alligators go. What would you do? I don't know. I'm throwing a lot of **** at alligators. And then they yell at you. "HEY! Quit throwing ANTS at the alligators!" And then you get escorted off the boardwalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 I think the alligators are kind of used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 ANTS are stronger than black cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 I'm going to wear my crocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 I'm doing it, now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 I really like the firecracker smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 The left on4 hurt pretty sharply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 The right one was zero. ANTS suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 I've got black cats. Lets do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 And, I don't know, I've got this **** in a pelican case, at12% humidity. Where you keep your ANTS. And twelve bricks of black cats, IN shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 Black Cats hurt really more than ants. the ants suck. don't buy them at the beach. alligator alley. Don't put black-cats in your shoes, Because they are, sharply, not a good idea. and they stink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 ANTS are way more ***** than Black Cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 Make my feets all go stingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 You could put that mant firecrackers in your shoes. In GT, it was hilarious. This time, ants didn't hurt, we'll have to save them for camping next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 The black-cats in my crocks hurt like a bitch. Don't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 My humidity is way more controlled, than yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 I think it's called "gunpowder". Or, whatever China sold me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigobsessed Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 I’ve got some m-80s you can try in your shoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 Now there's confetti ALL over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gun Shark Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 I feel like I need to respond to this... but I don't know how. So... here is my response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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