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She thought he betrayed the revolution when he made peace with the Germans. 

Of course, by this time, most of the Soviet military command structure had either escaped or put up against the wall, causing a loud noise. 

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6 hours ago, minervadoe said:

I'm waiting for a member of The View to have a stroke.  If it happens on camera, it would make a wonderful animated GIF.

Problem is, she'd run for the Senate and get elected even though she can't speak, walk and needs a diaper.

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Whoopi Goldberg will never visit Texas.

She knows that she would be mistaken for a wild hog, shot, butchered and barbecued.

With baked beans, chili and biscuits.

Mebbe Some Shiner Bock.

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19 minutes ago, tous said:

And Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, Palestine or some insignificant tin horn dictator i Africa will do the same to us.

There are rules to global conflict.

Until there aren't.

 

One large nuc near ground burst over the US Capitol Building next State of the State, not reverse traceable…

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But, then the denizens of Washington, D.C. and northern Virginia might be kilt.

Then, who would collect all the welfare and who would purchases the mansions?

And if all of those in the DOJ and FBI in the area are gone, who will persecute and imprison the hippie Marxist's enemies?

 

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3 hours ago, tous said:

But, then the denizens of Washington, D.C. and northern Virginia might be kilt.

Then, who would collect all the welfare and who would purchases the mansions?

And if all of those in the DOJ and FBI in the area are gone, who persecute and imprison the hippie Marxist's enemies?

 

Certainly not the Republicans!

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4 hours ago, tous said:

And Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, Palestine or some insignificant tin horn dictator in Africa will do the same to us.

There are rules to global conflict.

Until there aren't.

 

Just promise his own people a part of the billions he has looted from his own treasury. They will do it. We just give them a clean slate after. 

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