Huaco Kid Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 They stole the catalytic converter from the rental car. From the very front row of the hotel parking lot. Yes, west Killadelphia. The cops seemed VERY concerned. They're on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 While deciding to move to beautiful, downtown Land O' Lakes, I found out that whenever somebody stirred up trouble, the Sheriff would pay them a cordial visit. "You have two weeks to move". Easy to make a decision. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 The towtruck driver was angry and surly, so my faith in Philly is restored. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 Now the place that the overnight call center said would have a new car, has no record of me. I called the place that I rented the car from, and they have no record of me renting a car. So, I just handed the keys (to a car I don't possess) to a surly wrecker driver, who drove off with it. And no one has any record of anything. I don't know if I'm a car thief, or not. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 The call center put a "lock" on my rental agreement, so no one could access it, until the insurance information could be verified. The rental place in Philly was full of very nice and helpful associates. Not surly or angry. At all. Not one bit. Nope. I love this city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 They ended up giving me a metallic-blue Mustang convertible. I have absolutely no expectation of it remaining in the parking lot overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 I bet that the wrecker driver took my car to the shop that already has the converter. Then they charge Enterprise $4000 to weld it back on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 There's a Black Tie soiree at the convention center in this hotel and all the beautiful people are here. Maybe all their cars will get stolen first. It's kind of like The Hunger Games, in this city. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 13 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: They stole the catalytic converter from the rental car. From the very front row of the hotel parking lot. Yes, west Killadelphia. The cops seemed VERY concerned. They're on it. "The cops seemed VERY concerned. They're on it. " 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 Cops don’t care about converter theft here. Ultra low priority. But they will throw a car owner in jail in a second if the owner does something like catch a thief with a saw active cutting the converter off and does something like kick the maggot in the balls. Yep. They won’t tolerate that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 11, 2022 Author Share Posted November 11, 2022 There's a metallic-blue Maserati parked right next to my car, so they probably won't waste any effort on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeorge Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Hotel clerk and tow truck driver are probably working together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 12, 2022 Author Share Posted November 12, 2022 There was a big burly guy wandering around very early this morning, with a SECURITY shirt, badge on his belt, bloused pants, and a radio (to Command HQ, obviously). I guess he was napping the other night. Another huge event tonight. Looks like a wedding reception. Maybe this place will get "lively", here in a little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 12, 2022 Author Share Posted November 12, 2022 The Mustang is about the biggest POS I've ever driven. And it shines a very gay hi-def horse logo on the ground when you open the door. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minderasr Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 Wait...now horses are gay too?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyzz Kydd Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 My son loves the 2020 Mustang I bought him. It’s not as fast as my Camaro, but it’s pretty quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 12, 2022 Author Share Posted November 12, 2022 5 hours ago, minderasr said: Wait...now horses are gay too?! The tailpipe was still attached at the rear, but the front was hanging way down when the wrecker hoisted it up. It looked like two horses about to mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 12, 2022 Author Share Posted November 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Wyzz Kydd said: My son loves the 2020 Mustang I bought him. It’s not as fast as my Camaro, but it’s pretty quick. Daddy never bought me a car. That's why I spend all my time swinging around that brass pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyzz Kydd Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 Mine never bought me one either. Heck I was grateful when he sprung for clothes and didn’t make me pay for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minderasr Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 I had to sell my dirt bike in order to buy a cheap car, just to take my girlfriend to my senior prom. All because Dad wouldn't even let me borrow his car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 13, 2022 Author Share Posted November 13, 2022 If Dad took you school shopping, you got Woolworths' pants, Keds, and a pack of t-shirts. If you wanted the cool stuff, you had to pay the difference. The cool stuff suddenly didn't seem really worth it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 On 11/12/2022 at 8:54 AM, minderasr said: Wait...now horses are gay too?! Don`t Assume their Species, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyzz Kydd Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 Military haircuts and black frame horn rimmed glasses were free, so that’s what I got. Meanwhile he’s driving a Porsche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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