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This thread is dedicated to those things that we consume that we know are bad for us, but we want them anyway.

I just had a sandwich with freshly smoked & fried bologna, cheese, mushrooms, BBQ sauce and shredded lettuce. The lettuce isn't just there to assuage my guilt for eating the fried bologna. I like the texture and the taste contrast with the rest of the sandwich. I really shouldn't be eating stuff like fried bologna, but once in a while, I crave it.

How about you?

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Once in a while, I'll buy one of those containers of jet puffed marshmallow creme and then eat it while using Maria cookies as the spoon.  Double dipping is mandatory. 

And, yes, I do get creme on my nose and I don't clean it off until the feeding frenzy is complete.

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4 hours ago, Eric said:

This thread is dedicated to those things that we consume that we know are bad for us, but we want them anyway.

I just had a sandwich with freshly smoked & fried bologna, cheese, mushrooms, BBQ sauce and shredded lettuce. The lettuce isn't just there to assuage my guilt for eating the fried bologna. I like the texture and the taste contrast with the rest of the sandwich. I really shouldn't be eating stuff like fried bologna, but once in a while, I crave it.

How about you?

Fried bologna is food for the Gods. Nice and thick. 

I've been known to smoke a log of the stuff and eat with BBQ sauce. A treat in itself, and really makes a "cheap cold cut" a meal fit for special occasions.

Burnt ends are meat candy.

Biscuits and gravy is probably not the best for you (proper biscuits made with lard and fill fat buttermilk), but it is a legit breakfast or dinner meal. Anyone says different, stop talking to them. You don't need that sort of negativity in life.

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1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said:

I once tried to eat a 9-egg omelette.  It was as big as a football.

I did pretty good,  for a little skinny guy. 

Eight pounds of food.

back as a teenager someone was feeding me 6 egg omelets.

They stopped feeding me after the third one.

 

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Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups (Not those disgusting Reeses).  Just one.  

Also,fresh  kettle corn from that little shop in Dayton, Wyoming.   There was no way that bag was going to last all the way home to Michigan.  Hell, it didn't even make it out of the state of Wyoming.

 

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3 hours ago, DAKA said:

Talk about bad, Liverwurst falls into that category,,, I buy a few slices about once a year... (Publix will give you a "taste" if you ask )

What's in that stuff anyway....

Well, breaking the word down to it's base components we get the phrases liver and worst.  And, it's not looking good at this point.

One of my other guilty pleasures is to buy a quart of cottage cheese and a bag of Fritos Scoop chips and then squat in front of the TV and shovel away until there is no more cottage cheese.  A large followup dose of Mylanta is usually in order, but rarely enough to do any good.  The phrase, "Why do I do this to myself is usually repeated."

Oh, and I have ten of these empty cans sitting around waiting for a trip to the shooting range:

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