Ricordo Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 I love eggs. If you are in the same ballpark, you have to watch this video--- I was told that my appreciation for eggs started when I was a baby. I would hum whenever an egg was added to my bottle. In later years in England, a quick breakfast for me would be a Guinness with an egg or two mixed-in. Quick, easy, filling, and delicious. Gulp it down and you're raring to go. Btw, that cook in the video is a genius. Never had eggs like those before. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted October 15, 2022 Author Share Posted October 15, 2022 And then, my second love. Cow meat... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted October 15, 2022 Author Share Posted October 15, 2022 And now, a brief musical interlude.... We now return you to our regular programming... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted October 15, 2022 Author Share Posted October 15, 2022 "Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary ... Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomitted on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ..." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted October 15, 2022 Author Share Posted October 15, 2022 About Dems' power trips. You know, the party of inclusiveness and compassion... https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2022/10/14/rural-north-carolina-judge-sends-potential-juror-to-jail-with-no-bond-for-refusing-to-wear-mask-n643015 "Gilchrist was not wearing a mask while holding Hahn in contempt..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Ricordo said: "Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary ... Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomitted on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ..." I envision cats thinking...It's lucky for you that I am small..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted October 15, 2022 Author Share Posted October 15, 2022 2 hours ago, DAKA said: I envision cats thinking...It's lucky for you that I am small..... The extremely sensitive guy that I am, I asked my son if he was aware that should anything happen to him his cat would eat him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Borg warner Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 On 10/15/2022 at 5:23 AM, Ricordo said: I love eggs. If you are in the same ballpark, you have to watch this video--- I was told that my appreciation for eggs started when I was a baby. I would hum whenever an egg was added to my bottle. In later years in England, a quick breakfast for me would be a Guinness with an egg or two mixed-in. Quick, easy, filling, and delicious. Gulp it down and you're raring to go. Btw, that cook in the video is a genius. Never had eggs like those before. I love eggs. My sister in law and my nephew's wife both raise chickens so i get fresh eggs from them and occasionally I buy duck eggs. A lot of people don't like the egg yolk to be runny but if the eggs are fresh the yolk has a really good taste. I also like Mexican omelets with sweet onions avocado, green onions and salsa and sour cream except now in the Biden economy I can't afford avocados anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Cicero Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 10/15/2022 at 8:23 AM, Ricordo said: I love eggs. If you are in the same ballpark, you have to watch this video--- I was told that my appreciation for eggs started when I was a baby. I would hum whenever an egg was added to my bottle. In later years in England, a quick breakfast for me would be a Guinness with an egg or two mixed-in. Quick, easy, filling, and delicious. Gulp it down and you're raring to go. Btw, that cook in the video is a genius. Never had eggs like those before. Silly chickens are still laying a dozen eggs a day... now I have more ideas what to do with them! Thanks! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 Were glass water egg mentioned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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