gwalchmai Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 The cubscouts are selling Moonpies at the local retail outlets and it made me wonder. Has anyone done any research into what effect a MILF in yoga pants supervising the sale has on sales volume? For the children? 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M&P15T Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 In my area the Girl Scouts set up right in the vestibule of my Giant grocery store. Just not avoidable. They're pretty damn aggressive. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 I'm an ******* and just ghost them if I see them begging. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 20 hours ago, gwalchmai said: The cubscouts are selling Moonpies at the local retail outlets and it made me wonder. Has anyone done any research into what effect a *****MILF in yoga pants supervising the sale has on sales volume? For the children? **** HOT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 52 minutes ago, DAKA said: **** HOT I'm a sucker for the little Blonde girl in pigtails that caught me leaving the grocery store and asked if I wanted girl scout cookies! $30 later my wife was laughing while I put the thin mints into my grocery bags. I told the nice looking woman that if that little girl started selling cars to keep her away from me! She laughed too. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 On 9/30/2022 at 1:16 PM, Maser said: I'm an ******* and just ghost them if I see them begging. Be a SPORT BUY A BOX 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 I just had this exact experience at Walmart. It sure made me buy a few extra boxes. That reminds me, I really need to stop putting off my eye exam, it's been about 10 years. Problems can sneak right up on you sometimes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeorge Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 I used to be a Cub Scout so I wouldn't buy any of their over priced moon pies that they make almost nothing on and just donate $20 and walk away 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Peng said: I just had this exact experience at Walmart. It sure made me buy a few extra boxes. That reminds me, I really need to stop putting off my eye exam, it's been about 10 years. Problems can sneak right up on you sometimes. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 6 hours ago, DAKA said: Be a SPORT BUY A BOX Maybe if they were still edible, or even slightly good, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 On 9/30/2022 at 10:25 AM, gwalchmai said: The cubscouts are selling Moonpies at the local retail outlets and it made me wonder. Has anyone done any research into what effect a MILF in yoga pants supervising the sale has on sales volume? For the children? I thought that it was not only illegal, but down right wrong, to sell Moonpies without RC Cola to go with it in Georgia. 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 39 minutes ago, tous said: I thought that it was not only illegal, but down right wrong, to sell Moonpies without R.C. Cola to go with it in Georgia. It is in East Texas. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 If they had a real bake sale, where they bake the cookies themselves, I might buy some. But I'll never pay double for re-packaged Keebler or Nabisco products that teach kids how to beg. I might browse if milfs wear yoga pants. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 26 minutes ago, LostinTexas said: It is in East Texas. gwalch is so close to the Kentucky border now, he might could have lost some of his taste for Moonpiss and RC Cola. He did buy him a little wimmins car, after all. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 37 minutes ago, tous said: gwalch is so close to the Kentucky border now, he might could have lost some of his taste for Moonpiss and RC Cola. He did buy him a little wimmins car, after all. LOL,LOL,LOL,,,,wait. I had a couple of Mini's in the past, and loved them. Drive a Subaru at the moment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 Just put Peanuts in your Coke. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 4 hours ago, tous said: I thought that it was not only illegal, but down right wrong, to sell Moonpies without RC Cola to go with it in Georgia. Bell Buckle TN has an annual RC Cola and Moonpie festival. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted October 2, 2022 Author Share Posted October 2, 2022 RC - the "o" is invisible, but not silent. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 15 hours ago, Peng said: Moon Pies IN yoga pants. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted October 2, 2022 Author Share Posted October 2, 2022 GUILTY! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minderasr Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 15 hours ago, geeorge said: just donate $20 and walk away This is the way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmet Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 Sounds like the name of a debut album... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 17 hours ago, LostinTexas said: Drive a Subaru at the moment. Did you borrow it from a lesbian? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 It's comical, but the easy way out is if the Girl Scouts are out of the flavor that you want. You can pretend you tried. I usually just ask for a box of Savannah Smiles since they never seem to run out of those and they always seem so happy to get rid of them. As for Cub Scout MILFs assisting with sales? I haven't been so lucky. Our den mother's look al lot like the 'lady' in the Walmart meme posted above. Sort of a gentle reminder to limit your own intake of sweets. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 On 10/2/2022 at 4:56 PM, minervadoe said: It's comical, but the easy way out is if the Girl Scouts are out of the flavor that you want. You can pretend you tried. I usually just ask for a box of Savannah Smiles since they never seem to run out of those and they always seem so happy to get rid of them. As for Cub Scout MILFs assisting with sales? I haven't been so lucky. Our den mother's look al lot like the 'lady' in the Walmart meme posted above. Sort of a gentle reminder to limit your own intake of sweets. Go to a more "UPSCALE" neighborhood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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